DARREN HEARLEY

@marksandspencer I don't think M&S intentionally thought about burning the same colours as Palestinian flag! Why apologise? just makes it worst your bowing down to people with nothing better to do Make a donation help Get of your phones and do something about the killing of innocent children !

A statement from M&S:

@fesshole Perhaps make the tea yourself! Or even better be grateful that someone wants to make tea for you! As clearly you are quite disturbed!

My girlfriend is gorgeous, funny, clever and kind. My kids love her, and even my ex can't find anything bad to say about her. But I'm about to break up with her because she puts milk in with a tea bag before adding boiling water and I just can't cope with the awful cups of tea.

@Jacky_t99 you ok? Got back safe?

@zena6952 @tichyEllis @Jacky_t99 Where are you Jackaroo? @Jacky_t99

@d71hear @tichyEllis @Jacky_t99 He's playing at Western Park Crixket Club, in Warragul

And he's off........Ellis Whiteford @tichyEllis have the bestest time, and may your success continue in Oz. Stay safe. Lots of love and hugs xxxooo #staysafe #dontdrinktoomuch #wearacondom

@beaconcc @CornwallPathway Go you two look forward to seeing you playing in the 1XL ! Well done Beacon Coaching team!

Congratulations to 2 of our brilliant U11s who’ve passed their trails to make it into the @CornwallPathway U11 Development Squad. Good luck Sid and Will throughout the winter training sessions & enjoy it! #GoWell #Stack #Future 💚🏏👏🏼

@Kernow_King Beautiful! Thanks for sharing!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@beaconcc @allstarscricket @DynamosCricket Top work as ever from the amazing Beacon Cricket Club ! Team work from Lolly and the grounds people to youth coaches! Very proud to be a part of the club!

Great evening @beaconcc with our Youth Presentation Evening with our amazing @allstarscricket, @DynamosCricket & our youth sections Congrats to our U11s award winners: Batting: Ollie Bowling: Will All Rounder: Dexter Most Improved: Leon Coaches Award: Sid 💚🏏🙌🏼 #Stack #Future

Legend (person) - noun - A legend is someone who leaves behind an unforgettable impression on others. They touch lives, they're remembered, they're cherished. Congratulations @dlproctor on your 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th 1st XI appearance - an incredible achievement! #stack4lyf

@beaconcc @dlproctor Total honour to have spent time with you on and off the field! With out any doubt BCC would not be the great place it is today! #youthcricket #cricketfirst #ledgend #stackdontslack

@BondTimber @Argyle Robert Trembath and Phil Bristow top friends!

Want to win three tickets to Argyle VS Southampton game this weekend - just comment below with who you'd take and share this post and you could be the lucky winner! We'll pick a random winner tomorrow at 10AM. Good luck! @Argyle #argyle #pafc #competition #bondtimber

@fesshole Top work ! It is so rewarding to give! Personally ! I paid for a guys shopping the other day when his card would not work! He cried! As having a bit of a rough time atm ! Made my week

I work in a pub. There's an old boy called Tom, losing it abit. He's come in every Tuesday for decades and always asks how I am and about my band. He thinks it's still £3.50 a pint because I pay the other £1.70 myself and I can't break it to him that we're now charge over a ...

@FifthDonkey @fesshole I was thinking about the laundry basket!

@fesshole If you were more adventurous in the morning, you could get the aroma of something else from your girlfriend in your beard all day. Try harder!

I use my girlfriend's posh £20+ a bottle shampoo she buys from the salon to wash my beard. Just a little bit, but it means all day I get to smell my girlfriend's hair even though she's at work, just by playing with my beard a little bit.

@gossipcricket Local players only count if they are not paid!

@fesshole Look at a positive! When she is in hospital getting treatment you got the house to yourself! Get on Tinder ! Change the bed sheets after! Bit unfair if you make her do that when she gets home!

Married for +25 years but disliked my wife for the last 15 but stayed for the kids. They left 5 years ago and I want out. Got a Lawyer, sorted a flat and was ready to leave. Arranged a chat with her but before I could say anything she told me she has breast cancer. Trapped.

@beaconcc @CYCFPenryn @GrampoundRoadCC @Roche_CC You played very well! Very proud of you!

Amazing effort so far today by @beaconcc U11s at the @CYCFPenryn festival. Defeating both @GrampoundRoadCC (by 6 wkts) and @Roche_CC (by 8 wkts) to top their group and advance into the semis! #Stack 💚🏏💥

@gossipcricket If any team world wide had players to save them from relegation I am sure they would use them! MANY OTHER CRICKET CLUBS BRING IN PLAYERS FRIN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. Judging by the standard of Reduth U13 at St Gluvious, they will notneed any help in future!

@fesshole I echo your thoughts! Those little things can be quite annoying! My wife never closes the door on her side of our wardrobe! But I do love her!

Love my wife but seriously consider divorce every time she leaves the colander upside down on the draining board.