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@yabaleftonline April fool

JUST IN: Nigeria to enjoy 24-hour electricity from today, April 1st.

I can never get used to body contact in public transport. Like, can you just shift small?? Must you enter my body because I’m slim??? Why are you pressing me like you paid for two seats? This is exactly why I keep saying I’ll buy my own car. I cannot be doing this every day.😪

@Faith_Emma09 Go chop proteins make you fat na😞

@RitableP Best of luck to all parties involved

@Faith_Emma09 I've been up since 4am writing, now I'm done and the rest of my day is just looking uneventful. 🤣

See ehn, waking up early is nice at first, but the annoying part is when it’s just 10 a.m. and your body is already behaving like you’ve been working since dawn. Like why am I tired this early?😫😪The day never even start and I’m already over it.

@verysweetgirl88 I don look that first one tire...where's the stew na?

Who’s food are you eating?? Sir Oku’s food Or. Mine ?

@instablog9ja Prayer is the master key! As they're organizing the copium for the masses, let the masses remember that these clerics are masters of whining science. Is it prayers we need now or voices and drastic actions?

CAN Declares 7th of December as Nationwide Day of Prayer Against Alleged ‘Christian G+nocide’ in Nigeria The Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, has declared a nationwide one-day prayer to seek divine intervention against what it described as ongoing “g+nocide” in parts of the country. The directive followed resolutions made at CAN’s National Executive Council meeting held in Jos, Plateau State. In a memo dated November 20, 2025, and signed by CAN General Secretary, Apostle Prof. Samson A. Fatokun, the association instructed all bloc leaders, zonal and state chairmen, heads of church denominations, and resident pastors to mobilise their congregations for the special prayer scheduled for Sunday, December 7, 2025. According to the memo, the prayer, which will be observed simultaneously across all Christian denominations in Nigeria, will focus on five key areas: ending the alleged g+nocide against Christians, ensuring the safe resettlement of displaced victims, halting the activities of t+rrorists, k+dn@ppers, and b@ndits, granting divine wisdom to those in government, and restoring peace and tranquility nationwide. “The CAN President, His Eminence Archbishop (Dr.) Daniel C. Okah, has directed that this prayer be taken with all fervency,” the memo stated. “We strongly believe that our God will rise in power as He did in Esther’s time.” Citing biblical passages from 2 Chronicles 7:14 and Esther 4:15–16, CAN urged churches to intercede passionately, expressing confidence that the spiritual exercise would lead to divine intervention for the nation. The memo, titled: “Declaration of a One-Day Nation-Wide Prayer Against Christian G+nocide in Nigeria,” concluded with assurances from the CAN President and national leadership of their commitment to safeguarding the interests and welfare of Christians across the country.

@Kkh_loe She go join that man hater wey wear wedding gown for hallelujah challenge 😂😂 Her eye go peel she go think say na lifestyle

@BiggChab Real💯

I will tell you this from experience. Never be the guy whose dick is getting sucked, it will damage your trust for women for life💔.

@ReLife_on @Ewatomishowdyy E reach to ask oh🤣🤣

@Ewatomishowdyy Which be angles again 😂 Thought we just look camera and press snap button

Men are actually finer in real life,most of them are just not photogenic and they don’t understand angles😭.

@YKoluwaseun9 We should not be catching cruise with this rubbish. This is not normal ooooooh for fucksake what's doing us in this country? Terrorists are killing and attacking and we're engaging them on tiktok and laughing about it?

😹😹😹 pic.twitter.com/ADPV7hDVuC

@neo_officialll Gbam!

She is half naked and cupping her breasts on the internet. How exactly do you view people like that?. If Ngozi Okonjo-iweala was doing that, would she have gotten to the level she got to?. Why would any sane man see those pictures and not see her as the ẅĥ⁰ŕě she represents.

@LEIRBAGNIKA We need more ladies to take up this challenge fr. Let them show us😭

Obo sara

@meeky03959092 @_BarnyO Rich kid, see your protein there na🤣

@_BarnyO Just wat am eating at the moment

No protein. Eat Or Pass?

If there is yahoo boys in your church and your pastor has no issues with them Your pastor is a thief like them What’s the aim of a church if thieves are comfortable still stealing in your church

@sir_nika2 My friend said you should gist us abeg.

Would forever be grateful to NYSC and the women it made me meet

@KELECHUKWU_OTF You did not see her fine necklace too?😏

Omo, water water breast 😋🙆

CHANGE IS LONG OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA!! CHANGE IS LONG OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA!! CHANGE IS LONG OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA!! CHANGE IS LONG OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA!! CHANGE IS LONG OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA!!

@Tomilex2 There was a caught🤣

Just check her account. Ready to defend Nigeria 😂😂

NO PRESSURE NA STEADY GROWTH GO SHOCK DEM ☘️🔥