Daddy⤏In⤏Motion

Can’t wait to see my Spotify summary. My 3yo worked really hard to push Paw Paw Boogie up the charts this year

@Greg_the_Brave Nooo! Totally unacceptable! Why would you even do that? :D

@daddyinmotion I was sleeping next to his mother when he came in to our room to sleep with her.

What are the most dramatic things you have done which in Toddlers World cannot be undone and cause endless havoc?

@thecurmudgeonly Meanwhile my toddler…

A good parent makes sure his kid is dressed appropriately for playing in the snow. A great parent makes sure his kid is dressed warmly enough and convinces her that cleaning off the car is just as fun as playing in the snow.

@RodLacroix No mayo?

Wife: You should probably have your cholesterol checked. Me [putting Cheez-Whiz on a piece of bacon]: Why?

I touched the WRONG crayon

10 hrs flight with a bored 2yo who gets fever on the first night so you need to cancel a non refundable boat trip. What else could go wrong? Diarrhea:

A toddler uses 5 stickers per minute on average. 10 hours flight with 3000 stickers is a breeze!

Human self-preservation instinct is extraordinary. Infants naturally behave like cute and sweet creatures around strangers to trick them into having their own babies.

A toddler needs 1 day to make any item look 10 years older. Who wants to buy my cool vintage table from early 1800s?

I really enjoyed that 5 seconds of silence after she said “I’ll shut up and not interrupt you while you’re driving”

me: i have so much to do after work also me:

@RodLacroix Just think it’s Celsius and you’re gonna be fine

Current temp in my house. Is this too cold for you?

@MumOfTw0 Oh dear lord of candy! 15 minutes of uninterrupted watching of anything sounds like gold to me

My husband and I just spent 15 minutes watching the intro waiting for our movie to start. Turns out we were watching the credits of a movie we’d already seen. And if that doesn’t describe the tiredness of parenting, I don’t know what does.

My teen says there’s nothing I can do to embarrass her and that sounds like a challenge to me.

My wife is going on a business trip. Who’s gonna help me find the things that are just in front of me now?

#DadIAm I have a separate drawer full of batteries 🔋

#DadIAm Of course I have stickers on my face

@TeamYouTube 😂

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Hey @YouTube, how to turn off the touch-and-hold shortcut? I can't stand Cocomelon at 2x speed anymore 😭 ...and voices in my head go round and round, round and round... all freaking time!