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Life’s a comedy but when you’re a dad it’s a dark one. Absurd is the new normal. Not featured on @huffpost @buzzfeed @boredpanda

Land of Confusion Katılım Haziran 2022
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion
Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
Can’t wait to see my Spotify summary. My 3yo worked really hard to push Paw Paw Boogie up the charts this year
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
What are the most dramatic things you have done which in Toddlers World cannot be undone and cause endless havoc?
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thecurmudgeonly
thecurmudgeonly@thecurmudgeonly·
A good parent makes sure his kid is dressed appropriately for playing in the snow. A great parent makes sure his kid is dressed warmly enough and convinces her that cleaning off the car is just as fun as playing in the snow.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
Wife: You should probably have your cholesterol checked. Me [putting Cheez-Whiz on a piece of bacon]: Why?
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
10 hrs flight with a bored 2yo who gets fever on the first night so you need to cancel a non refundable boat trip. What else could go wrong? Diarrhea:
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
A toddler uses 5 stickers per minute on average. 10 hours flight with 3000 stickers is a breeze!
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
Human self-preservation instinct is extraordinary. Infants naturally behave like cute and sweet creatures around strangers to trick them into having their own babies.
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
A toddler needs 1 day to make any item look 10 years older. Who wants to buy my cool vintage table from early 1800s?
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
I really enjoyed that 5 seconds of silence after she said “I’ll shut up and not interrupt you while you’re driving”
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Adam
Adam@adamgreattweet·
me: i have so much to do after work also me:
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
@MumOfTw0 Oh dear lord of candy! 15 minutes of uninterrupted watching of anything sounds like gold to me
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Mumnipotent Ruler
Mumnipotent Ruler@MumOfTw0·
My husband and I just spent 15 minutes watching the intro waiting for our movie to start. Turns out we were watching the credits of a movie we’d already seen. And if that doesn’t describe the tiredness of parenting, I don’t know what does.
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krista
krista@kristabellerina·
My teen says there’s nothing I can do to embarrass her and that sounds like a challenge to me.
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
My wife is going on a business trip. Who’s gonna help me find the things that are just in front of me now?
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TeamYouTube
TeamYouTube@TeamYouTube·
@daddyinmotion we recommend sharing more deets about this using our Send Feedback tool: goo.gle/3THJred this is how we collect info and prioritize requests
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Daddy⤏In⤏Motion@daddyinmotion·
Hey @YouTube, how to turn off the touch-and-hold shortcut? I can't stand Cocomelon at 2x speed anymore 😭 ...and voices in my head go round and round, round and round... all freaking time!
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