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@DoubleDub40 Fat Ev was already taken by your mom, Evelyn.

How did they come up with the name ‘big’ ev?

@ABluntPenguin @RealDonKeith We know this is a lie because there is zero chance you have friends

@RealDonKeith Man we're getting close. So many fields are getting replaced. I saw an add for an AI guided graphic design app. My poor friend who graduated with a graphic design degree a few years ago... RIP.

Actors are so cooked. This is the most amazing AI I’ve seen yet and it’s even getting the emotions fairly accurate. Great work from Taylor Chien. I might even go watch this movie.

@RealDonKeith This sucks donkey dick

@westsghost001 @BrandonEngle16 @MAGACult2 Yes. I am Vince McMahon

@dadnameless @BrandonEngle16 @MAGACult2 Says the brainwashed old man 😂 i work with 460/240V all day. I bet you forget how to tie your shoes every morning 😂

I still can’t get my head wrapped around this one. The president is having a satellite burnt up because he doesn’t like the information It is sending back to us telling us we are killing the planet.

@BrandonEngle16 @westsghost001 @MAGACult2 You’re gonna trust this chud with a microwave? Bold move, couldn’t be me

@westsghost001 @MAGACult2 Just eat your Dino nuggets and let the adults discuss this

@SheaSerrano And also I will go to it

you could take any single word and slap it on a picture with jason statham and i would 100% believe it was a real movie

@ProjBigScreen @ChrisKlemmer I loved The Drama. I was so monumentally uncomfortable, it was great

Here’s what @ChrisKlemmer was watching the past week and his (brief) thoughts on each… 📺: THE DRAMA 📺: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 📺: A GREAT AWAKENING 📺: BATMAN 📺: SPOTLIGHT 📺: WORTH

Should CR wear this V neck shirt for the live show in San Francisco tonight?

@OlBuzzy @MikeLaChance33 Yes, he genuinely doesn’t think.

@MikeLaChance33 I mean I get the point you're making but do you genuinely not think a situation where a separate country was invaded to be subjugated by a historical enemy of ours is different from us just invading a second world country for whatever ostensible reason?

Just pretend it's Ukraine, Ben.

@jowrotethis We outside Jo

Disportionately high number of bros at the gym tonight….

@WilliamWolfe Have a seat Billy

How it feels to have kept your cool the last 48 hours because Trump is the same Trump he’s been since he came down the golden escalator in 2015

I sat through 22 collective minutes of ads on fucking PLUTO to watch Eddie & The Cruisers. This better be the best rewatchables of all time @BillSimmons @VanLathan

@InTheCypherShow @Riley_Gaines_ @grok Wondercunt is wild lol

@Riley_Gaines_ @grok can you explain to this wondercunt whether or not tim walz required tampons in 4 grade boys bathrooms?

If the man who required tampons in 4th grade boy's bathrooms thinks you've lost your mind, it's a pretty good sign you're completely sane.

@bigbabolat @gnukeith JFC every day we stray further from God. This is so fucking stupid

Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?

@MVPbetz @89Whitemike @EddieBarstool You’re the only goofy here who thinks she looks like a child. You have eyes for children Dawn

@dadnameless @89Whitemike @EddieBarstool You like when adult women look like children…bro, you do you. I was just pointing out the obvious…

The Drama had me on the edge of my seat the whole way through. It won't be for everyone, but my god was it wildly uncomfortable and edited terrifically Maybe my favorite movie I've seen so far this year

@MVPbetz @89Whitemike @EddieBarstool Imagine thinking this way about the way people view women. You’re telling on yourself Danny

@dadnameless @89Whitemike @EddieBarstool This dude @dadnameless loves when they look young..keep him away from your kids

@89Whitemike @JPegg1098 @EddieBarstool Except she’s 29 and some of us don’t have those thoughts about people. Y’all constantly tell on yourselves.

@JPegg1098 @dadnameless @EddieBarstool She's been playing a teenager the entire time.

@89Whitemike @EddieBarstool Wait, yours isn’t a burner? You actually look like this? Good luck out there fella 😬

@dadnameless @EddieBarstool Bitch please easy to talk shit behind a burner

@89Whitemike @EddieBarstool Mike my suggestion is to go out of doors and put your hands on grass. Touch it even.

@EddieBarstool Liberals : having a age gap is predatory pedo stuff. Also liberals: we're gonna sexualize Zendaya who looks like a pre teen girl and have her star with a 40 year old

@Lord_vado @cryptojourneyrs Yeah bro

So you rather Kamala lol this is what I don’t understand by everyone turning on Trump give the dude his 4 years to rate his job he has alot of other people’s mess to clean up and I bet everything he will prove u all wrong he is one of the smartest guys alive he always plays chess things he is doing now is for the future of our country Kamala or anyone else would have left things along which might have been better for today but in 5 years we would have been destroyed Trump is in for one year I bet by the summer/fall of this year and 2027 2028 will be some of the best financial years u will ever see

I regret supporting Donald Trump. When I look back at some of my old pro Trump content I CRINGE. We’re at war with Iran, the Epstein Pedos were never brought to justice, and the amount of fraud going on is insane. Feel free to roast me. At least I can admit my mistake.