alex dadras

It was all a scream, I used to eat burned up magazines

Disgusting moment NYC commuter eats an entire LOBSTER on the subway trib.al/ByXbZM0

@TalkinYanks @ChrisKirschner I just bought three tickets for 13$ including fees

@cashmoney69420 @Yankees Have you watched the Mets recently lol

@Yankees Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of this team I’ve never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I’m taking my fanhood to Queens where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

FINAL: Boston 8, Yankees 3.

@TalkinYanks @MaxTGoodman 😭

"Everyone in McKinney is dead" lol

@Yankees I’m a lifetime Yankee fan. This team sucks balls

FINAL/10: Angels 4, Yankees 3.

There’s a tiny little red spider that lives inside my guitar

Memories of Puerto Rico

@Fact Prove it

Most people dream in color, but those that grew up watching black and white television often dream in black and white.

I like texting people “Loved an image” randomly to confuse them

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! dadjazznyc.bandcamp.com/album/christma…

@NEPHEWRXK not sure about that but love you neph!

Oxygen is a drug that keeps you in the matrix and man made drugs break you out that’s why it’s illegal

i’m having a humdiddlydoo of a good time

I’ll never forget the time I asked the pizza man to reheat my slice - he slam dunked it into the trash and cried “NO! - I’ll make you one fresh.”

@marknorm My friend got a blowjob in an alley

Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley

Thousands of New Yorkers will celebrate their birthdays this year

U ever hear a truck brake howl and it sounds like a beautiful whale call in the distance

@vesperfuck Yes

The funny thing about New York is that it has its ups and its downs… UP - you have uptown. DOWN - you have downtown.