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@piyush784066 Open it up

Finally got a MacBook now how do I make money ??

@boxmining What's their @?

anyone running this? Just started the installation.

@El_FreedomFairy This post would be totally better if you replaced BTC with XMR using a tool like @cakewallet 😉

I bought headphones with Bitcoin today. My old ones were literally falling apart and barely worked. I’ve been putting off buying new ones for ages as I’m not a big spender, but I decided to bite the bullet and use some BTC to purchase them. Australia does not have a big Bitcoin scene, so it’s only very occasionally that I spend BTC but I like to do so where possible. Now off to enjoy life with 10/10 noise cancellation (a must) and new, pink headphones 🥰🧡

@ideacasino @AngusTaylorMP Brother why did you get a mechanical keyboard?

i am sitting at my desk clicketyclacking away on an irritatingly loud mechanical keyboard as I push endless fixes and upgrades to my fuel outage dashboard there is a knock at my door... i walk down the hallway and open it. @AngusTaylorMP looms in my doorframe, sweaty and reeking of cigarettes he groyperously extends his hand in a gesture i assume is a greeting so i shake it "hello angus. why did you move our fuel reserves to the US when you were energy minister?" i ask him he recoils in anguish, knocking over an antique vase in the entryway it shatters into 256 pieces one for each gigabyte of RAM in the 112-core M3 Ultra Mac Studio he will pay for and have shipped to my house so that I can continue running ⛽️ checkpetrol.com.au for free.

@MarioNawfal There is a Bible verse describing this, end of times.

🚨🇦🇺 The sky turned blood red across Western Australia as Tropical Cyclone Narelle pushed dust through the air. Between the meteors and now this, 2026 is giving very biblical vibes and we're only in March...

@krassenstein Doesn’t my phone already do that? 😂

URGENT: Do Not Download the New White House App: The app has the tools to access your precise location in the background every few minutes. They literally can track you. It defines: Android location permissions: ACCESS_FINE_LOCATION (precise GPS) ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION (approximate) ACCESS_BACKGROUND_LOCATION Timing constants: FOREGROUND_UPDATE_TIME_MS = 270000 → 4.5 minutes BACKGROUND_UPDATE_TIME_MS = 570000 → 9.5 minutes Also: TIME_FOREGROUND_SEC = 300 (5 min) TIME_BACKGROUND_SEC = 600 (10 min)

@manojdotdev It's a magical thing called the cloud.

Delete Telegram. Reinstall it. All chats come back. Where were they stored?

@reignitedem Did you find this on Instagram or Facebook?

Is it just me or do these profile frames trigger you too? Stay home…save petrol (lives)

@nikitabier @elonmusk Brother I can't follow anyone what happened to X?!

If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.

@Ryandally08 The guy running this account isn't even Australian. Paid criminal probably from India. Let's see your Australian passport.

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese says that One Nation runs on problems “the problem is that this person doesn’t look like you” he adds “they run on division” He then blames the “social media algorithm for mistrust in Government” I think the mistrust is in him

@jonbernardk The IDF are as sleeping. Wait for their replied to come through.

Are Australians losing it over fuel? 🇦🇺

@AshCrypto Put it on your resume

Successfully wasted 5 years in Crypto.

@PeterSchiff @scottmelker Here you go @PeterSchiff 😄

@scottmelker Yes, a gift to the seller.

$66,000 bitcoin is a gift

⚠️ This is textbook fear capitulation. The question is whether $65K holds or we test $60K. Tomorrow's PCE print decides a lot.

Watch for: ▫️ If $65K holds = potential bounce zone ▫️ Core PCE tomorrow = next big move ▫️ Iran situation = wildcard ▫️ Post-expiry relief possible if selling exhausts

Fake News 👎 🎯 THE MAIN TRIGGER: $14B OPTIONS EXPIRY ▫️ $14.16 billion in BTC + ETH options expired TODAY (Mar 27, 08:00 UTC) ▫️ This was the biggest derivatives event since Dec's $27B Boxing Day expiry

5️⃣ Core PCE Data Tomorrow ↳ Key inflation print drops Mar 28 ↳ Hot number = more selling. Cool number = relief rally ↳ Market front-running worst case scenario