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@realcoreykno Rain delay and that homer was after 11:00 pm est. I was watching.

Apologies for my ignorance if there’s a legit reason for it, but how on earth is the stadium that empty on a Friday night??

HAWK TUA

I just put an ICE agent in his place in a very serious way I was pulling my Ford Taurus into a parking spot at Hardee’s when I accidentally scraped the side of a black SUV, leaving a sizable scratch and dent. The SUV looked like shit and had an Auburn sticker on it, so I didn’t think it was a big deal As I was ordering my coffee, an ICE agent approached me and said he saw me hit his vehicle. I of course denied it and told him it was a violation of the 5th Amendment and HIPPA for him to ask me. He then asked for my ID and proof of insurance. At that point, this stormtrooper had crossed the line. “I certainly will not provide any proof of citizenship, Sergeant Brownshirt,” I said. “I haven’t had a drivers license in five years, so the Constitution is the only proof anything you’re going to get.” I took my coffee, calmly strode out of the restaurant without paying, got in my Taurus, and sped away I received a standing ovation.

In the words of @Frank_Frangie ... "How good is that?" @TonyBoselli #NFL #NFLPhoto #jaguars 📸 for @NFL

@Matt_Pinner Truth!

Is it truth or not?

@leadlagreport @Mela_Schaffer That is funny! 🤣🤣🤣

This is by far the most powerful Christmas video you will ever watch. Thank you @Mela_Schaffer (GO FOLLOW HER).

@leadlagreport Yes. It worked for me.

Was college worth it?

@Engineering67 This is not how it works. There's a shape charge that is used to penetrate the armor.

How armour-piercing works?

@RepRutherfordFL May you and your family find the peace you deserve.

As I sit at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Jacksonville with my wife who is battling lung cancer, I can’t describe my disappointment reading claims made by a few of my “friends” in the House that I missed a vote on the Plaskett matter due to my involvement in some made up “deal” for another Republican member of the House. These colleagues could have easily called me to ask why I missed some of the votes this week. Instead, they trashed my character in the media and denounced me. I expect that my true friends who did this, and who now know I was home supporting my wife and family, will now personally and publicly apologize. For the record, if I could’ve voted, it would have been an easy yes. In fact, I voted earlier against the Motion to Refer that would’ve blocked it from coming to the floor.

@kgreifeld Why?

getting my first tattoo tonight AMA

I detect no lies.

@BengalsCaptain @LndsPatterson check this out.

At the half, and Jake's had plenty of opportunities to have way better stats than this.

That's big time

@leadlagreport When do you plan to start the fast?

@MrPassive_ Etsy

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Hi Jacksonville - see you at @jaguars camp tomorrow!!!!!

@SaraBrnic_ Keep up the good work!

micro dosing being a housewife by having a monday off and doing pilates and then going to the grocery store to pick up fresh ingredients for the food i’m going to cook while i sip my little glass of wine later

@ChefReactions Congratulations @ChefReactions! Yes, anyone can with enough desire to do so!

@LucilleBurdge Is that "Goose Burdge"? #wingspan

Me pitching with cramps @ Shohei Ohtani

@SaraBrnic_ Why? Because they were jealous of you! #COVERGIRL