@PierreLucMathi1 We’re an inch of a skate away from a totally different narrative. Canes still haven’t beat the Habs in regulation after six attempts.
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Ben Leonard
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MSL is getting badly outcoached by Rod Brind’amour’s system
He has no answer to the high tempo for forechecking system
Habs are surviving for the entirety of the game and can barely cross the centre of the ice
If things don’t get fixed this series is over in 5
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@mattapplepi @firasmodad The person in the Talmud claiming a resurrected Jesus told him he was boiling in excrement was a Christian at the time the story takes place.
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@firasmodad "It's even worse for the rabbis who stuck to their guns on this and said that the Messiah is burning in excrement or whatever." This is an objectively retarded thing to claim. It thoroughly derails any point you think you were making because this claim is invented.
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You're not going to like the answer. But here it is.
Rejecting the Messiah you were awaiting is much worse than not knowing what a Messiah is and wanting to avoid another provincial uprising. Pontius Pilate did a terrible thing by killing an innocent. But wanting the Messiah to be crucified and threatening to riot if he isn't...? After having seen his works and heard his words?
It's even worse for the rabbis who stuck to their guns on this and said that the Messiah is burning in excrement or whatever. They knew what they were doing. They genuinely took on the responsibility for murdering the Messiah. They were actively trying to be worse than Pilate.
Sami Gold@souljagoyteller
Why is it that Pontius Pilate is not more of a villain in Christian history? When reading the New Testament for the first time, I was shocked to see that Pilate is depicted more as doing his Roman duty and not as a satanic force
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@AdlerYonatan @JohnCleese Not to be ‘that guy’ but the story with the Rabbis takes place in the second century.
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This is undoubtedly the most accurate film ever made about first-century Judea.
I’ve long wondered whether the brilliant @JohnCleese and his colleagues were aware of the uncanny resemblance of this particular scene to the story in the Babylonian Talmud (Shabbat 33b) about the three rabbis who debated what the Romans had ever done for them:
Rabbi Judah praised the Romans for establishing marketplaces, building bridges, and constructing bathhouses.
Rabbi Jose remained silent.
Rabbi Shimon bar Yohai retorted: “Everything they’ve done, they did only for themselves. They established markets as places for prostitutes; bathhouses for their own hedonistic pleasures; and bridges to collect taxes.”
Mr. Cleese, was this story the source for the scene?
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@ProducerDrew_ This place gonna be lit when Marner’s fighting the Habs for a Conn Smythe
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Yes Makar is a generational defensemen. But him being out shouldn’t cause you to lose both games on home ice.
No one has comeback from 2-0 down at home in a conference final since 1945. Series is likely done #GoAvsGo
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Anderson, Newhook, Hagel, Stankoven, Hall, Benson… All guys who have stepped up and elevated their game these playoffs. Whats the common denominator eh
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@FAmmiranteTFJ Like Canadian antisemitism, it appears to be a mostly online phenomenon
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So many Canadians are so racist to Indians, it's disgusting
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@turnerawrites @MikeHotDogMayor Yes. Huge Mac fan but Henderson was unreservedly better
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@MikeHotDogMayor You think Ricky Henderson was better than JoCo or Mark Mac?
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Rickey Henderson never used steroids
BadWeathers@BadWeathers40
Ranking MLB teams by how good their greatest player was
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In the four elimination games the Habs have played in, they have been out xG'd 18-10. They have gone 2-0 in game 7s with a 29% xG share.
Tyler@politicstcan
If the Habs make ECF with like a 20% average xG share across elimination games
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@abendytendy This isn’t even the luckiest Habs to team to make a conference final in the 21st century
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we are witnessing the luckiest team in hockey history
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Sabres fans,
Please know no matter how hard you try, no matter how gruesomely you dominate, no matter how much you deserve to win, Martin St Louis’ Canadiens are going to pull off another GM7 victory & you will be sad for a long time. Ask me how I know…
Join the club.
Sincerely,
Bolts Breakdown
Bolts Breakdown@BoltsBreakdown
The Montreal Canadiens sure do love their game sevens. May 3rd. Never forget.
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@yeti_0x I actually preferred Fall to Hyperion. Haven’t read the last two yet.
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You’re reminder that since 2020, only 10 teams have made conference final. Out of a possible 24. All 10 have now done it twice. #habs
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@shevereshtus There is presently a Jew-hater who is on the hunt for Hadar ketchup because he won’t eat the Heinz goyslop. They are truly laughing in shamayim
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One look at the healthy options at your average kiddush tells you that we’re very health-conscious as a community
Be'tzeil Kenafecha@LavBaalDevarim
I've been eating kosher all my life. Not once was I under the impression that kosher was supposed to be healthier. Apparently, no one informed my body either.
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Not sure if they are Canada’s team, but they are definitely Toronto’s team
Michael@MGrecoBuf
@Jtrain1347 Over $21M for Thompson, Norris, and Tuch to not do anything
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@JeremyWGR NHL playoffs is a different beast. Every year, a new team makes the playoffs or wins the conference standings, but by the time the conference final rolls around, it’s the same 10 teams.
It isn’t random. These teams are built for the playoff game. Buffalo seemingly is not
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@DBashIdeas With ice cream, it could have sodium casein ate it, which is non-dairy according to the FDA but OU holds it is a dairy ingredient as it is derived from dairy
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“BDE DE, how we miss thee.”
~a lament for dairy equipment kosher certification ❤️🩹
Elliot Kaufman@ElliotKaufman6
The ice cream says “non-dairy” and vegan but the hechsher says OUd. Whom do we trust more, the OU or the FDA?
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But look on the bright side.
Legally, in theory, King Charles could still have every reporter in the building arrested in 15 minutes
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Mixed impressions of Canada but they for sure know how to speak power to truth
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@ibamboozIe Only 10 teams (out of a possible 28 slots) have made a conference final since 2020. If VGK and MTL win, that number stays at 10
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VGK DAL
COL EDM
VGK DAL
DAL EDM
DAL EDM
COL VGK
Hilarious league
Michael Dixon@mdixonair
Now we are one win away from COL/VGK/EDM/DAL as the only four teams to play in the West Final since 2020
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