anna 🥯

@LiemMac @gnshanegnilya sid’s prob more famous to canadians but for the rest of the world I think elliot page is more famous

@gnshanegnilya I assume this is ignoring hockey players because I feel like Sidney Crosby is more famous than Elliot Page

incredible canadian things happening on threads

beautiful women on my screen chugging beer out of the walter cup

@ustprinzip @HOWDYBlTCH “there’s this hot woman with a really weird drink order come look”

@HOWDYBlTCH To be fair to them, they could have totally just called the third guy there to vouch for how gorgeous you are.

Learned a few months ago that dirty chais have not made their way to Cyprus. I ordered one at a cafe and the guy taking my order looked at me like I was crazy, waved another waiter over to the table and made me describe it again, and brought a third guy over to watch me drink it

@tribuprofen @GayNoumena the broad city episode where ilana hooks up with a woman who looks just like her

@daisysmoothie @GayNoumena what's this

kinda insane that everyone accidentally forgot to tell the girl with a selfcest kink that there would be another girl at the evening function with the same name and a vaguely similar hairstyle

Sometimes my gay dude friends will be telling me about how they have to get their bodies ready for gay summer and I’m like hey man me n the other lesbians are all gonna go down to the beach and be fat and hairy if you wanna come. If I look like a harbor seal, that’s my business

@welshwentzsstan Ohh I love this

they can technically make omar rudberg exist as a pop star in gcu and when his friend fabian introduces him to a young hot hockey player luca haas (played by edvin) they end up together and live happily ever after #insane

@transshollander tbf men suck at naming children

Yall ever stop reading an Mpreg fic because you don’t like what they named the baby? 💀

@orcachillin hey 😛

apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can

just so beautiful

they're always so happy to look fab together

@BrianMcDonaldIE quick for $1 name a woman

This is how friendships end.

once again we must seize the means of shaneduction … he belongs to the proletariat (us)

@suricidal I don’t feed my sims pork 😭

is it haram to feed my miis bacon or is it okay because it’s only digital bacon

If a team takes Carpenter away from Seattle and her beloved Otters from her day job as Seattle Aquarium Manager, you WILL be seeing me on the news

@izzymacaroniii this is so 😢

this song was made for thought daughters (me and ilya rozanov)

oh megan thee princess diana

@_natastrophe_ most hobbies tbh

Birders (in my experience) are generally either boomer retirees or young queer people. Are there other hobbies that have these generational dynamics

@thedigitaldash_ just do a practice test

i wanna take the bar exam just to see what i get. no law school whatsoever like just for funsies