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My new special, “My Name Is Paul” is debuting on 4/29 on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Dish, Vimeo and more! I’m really proud of the special, and thankful for the people who helped make it happen.

just a day in the life

I know a few dorks who would see this and be like “while I agree with the houthis from a philosophical level, I CANT support the use of AI to make a video when so many artists need work right now”

There’s a chance my sons first word will be “bizn-ASS” re: ludacris’s Roll Out

This kid gets to wear a gun in planes now

Petition to rename the FBI/CIA/NSA/the other 30 secret intel orgs to one name. The Tulsi Gabbard Investigation Front. Or TGIF for short

To avoid creating an echo chamber I make sure to follow a healthy balance of guys who are winners and guys who are losers

@sandwormherder @its_sarahs_alt @Le_Comerat god i fucking love this app

@its_sarahs_alt @Le_Comerat yes, you did. don't backpedal and point to performative BS like that somehow makes your post less racist. you just openly chose to whitewash a Black woman and racially marginalised experiences you've never experienced transmisogynoir to be comparing racial struggles, sarah

Just saved my family by putting out a fire with a fire extinguisher. Also the fire was my fault.

@hellokariburt @BoringOldBob This is bobs doomsday prepper origin story

@BoringOldBob Buy masks

Just thought about what trump’s people will do in the event of another, more deadly plague outbreak. They won’t race to find a vaccine. They won’t send checks. They’ll encourage people to isolate and fend for themselves. Government is the problem, they’ll say.

@queso_nation @cantguardmyke only post-sex-bliss makes you see an egg and plain toast and be like, I have to photograph this perfect moment.

@cantguardmyke That girl need a knife or something?

Type of shit I been on lately

@maxfine_ You’re like a politician trying to get the stoner college kid vote

Listening to phish while rock climbing in a tie dye shirt

That’s where you’re wrong buddy

@beefman63 Go pokes

@dalecheesman4 👍

Saw the band Cake last week and can’t stop thinking about it. Possibly the worst concert I’ve ever been to. Some of the problems were the venues fault but really just a lazy show altogether. They were a bucket list band for me for a long time. Save your money and just Spotify em

@beefman63 Two sets* barely >30 min each with a “guess this tree” game that lasted 20 min. Guitar was on mute the whole show (I blame the venue for that). People wouldn’t sing along cause someone whispering would be louder Also bummed we didn’t get satan is my motor or comfort eagle.

@dalecheesman4 Literally saw them last week in Okc and they were awesome. My only complaint was they didn’t play “Satan is my motor” They were really tight!

@stinking_man Where are you at now? We got a small group doing a read together online

About 60 pages in and it seems that Lonesome Dove is the best book I’ve ever read

Wife and I are gonna read a book together. Should I look up the ending and “guess” it after chapter 2 to establish dominance?