Paul Oddo

Hey Genius! Those are lady shoes!

@KeithNewton @DenhamsGhost Yes. Cheers was a great show, but the intro always freaked me out for this reason

@DenhamsGhost The intro, and especially this guy, always made me sad. Real people with friends, lives, and personalities all dead.

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

🎶Mommas don’t let your babies grow up liking Jurassic Park so much that it becomes their entire personality🎶

J.D. Vance (2024).

General Butt Naked

I thought a Transformers movie coming out in 2007 was stretching it, but a He-Man movie in 2026? Are you crazy? No one under 45 has even heard of this shit

I hope some researcher is out there double checking to make sure we’re not overdoing it with almonds. Because if it suddenly turns out that they’re bad, we’re fucked.

RIP Walker Texas Ranger

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

@CraigMahoney They were “fine” at best. And Sinners was Dusk till Dawn!

@PaulOddo They're good, but neither was *that* good.

You can’t convince me that One Battle After Another or Sinners are good movies. I don’t care how many awards they won. They could each win a Nobel Peace Prize and I’d still stand by this opinion.

Being fooled by Trump is embarrassing, but admitting it without realizing how humiliating that is makes it worse. It’s like examining your own blood under a microscope and finding little cartoon drawings of dicks

Everybody thinks you’re an idiot with all those stupid ducks in your jeep

@MustangMan_TX Complete with a blue Gatorade fountain. Hell yeah 🫡🇺🇸

THIS IS SMALL TOWN AMERICA!🇺🇸 It doesn’t get much better than a Dukes of Hazzard car going airborne over the town square fountain in small town America!

Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour. When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling. His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

@John_Culotta1 @CollinRugg Ask Jesus what the weather is going to be like next week pls

@CollinRugg Can’t comment on where he is with his salvation, but I do know that Jesus isn’t interested in any lukewarm devotion.

NEW: Michael Shellenberger asks Joe Rogan point-blank if he is a Christian after Rogan said he has been going to church for the last few years. Rogan: "I'm fascinated by the story of Jesus Christ... I can't find a flaw in the way [Jesus] tells you to live..." Shellenberger: "Are you Christian?" Rogan: "Well, I go to church... I've been doing it for the last three or four years." Shellenberger: "But that's not really an answer to the question." Rogan: "Well, 'cause I don't know... I think it's very interesting, and I do believe that if you follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, you will live a better life. I really do believe that."

Guy who sucks at building boats: no, it's supposed to be like that. I made it like that on purpose.

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

still one of the greatest videos to hit the internet

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬” The Bible : Matthew 7:15