Guddy✨

The Cowboys will win the Super Bowl exactly one year from today

@SeanTPendergast 7 homers in 28 pa someone check under his shirt

ASSIGNMENT — define “this team is your bitch” ANSWER —-

My meat started talking to me

@ozzywrote We are DEEP into the offseason

“Please insert password” Me: Shai dih “Password too long, try again” Me: Wemby dih “Password too short”

@CookedByJaguar You ain’t got a million followers relax

why was there always a bite taken outta these 😭😭

@randomclevent_3 How do I see you on my tl when I’m not following and your posts barely get 10k views

MICHAEL BIOPIC PASSED $1 BILLION JAX IS TRANS CHUCK IS GAY BUBBLEGUM X MARCELINE SERIES IS GREENLIT LEGO MOVIE SEQUEL IS HAPPENING GTA 6 IS REAL KNICKS DROUGHT IS OVER MITCH MCCONNELL IS GONE MAMDANI IS MY MAYOR THE WORLD IS HEALING WOKE IS BACK

No actual baseball for 5 days

@skostyboi @AstrosAtoZ

@AstrosAtoZ 2 and half months later…. Bookmark this one too cause we are still in first 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I legit don’t know half these HR derby players

@Rangers__Nation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Solid bats progressively getting better and solid starting pitching that allows us to win close games. Bullpen could use work but 1st place in the division ain’t too bad

Now that we’ve collectively exhaled: I want to see your ratings for the first half of the season. Tell me why! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️

@AltuveEnjoyer Bro forgot about the all-star game

No baseball for 5 days💔

First in the west after the first half

@AltuveEnjoyer *knock knock*

“It’s baseball time in Texas” gets me hyped everytime

@OpoyChase @PCHate_ Y’all still lost the series lmao

MVP MVP MVP !!!!!!

HIGGY DID SOMETHING

This game just pisses me off

That UFC comeback was horrendous

Pull it off Switzerland please

“Join the KKK or score a goal with only 10 defenders on the field” Lionel Messi:

Rangers lose but Duran hit two bombs

@DisneyStudios “beloved by audiences worldwide”

#Moana is beloved by audiences worldwide and is now the #1 movie in the world! 💙🌊 Now playing only in theaters, get your tickets now!