Davey Jay (The Dame)

My First Music Video + Interview: youtu.be/asY_HvBKqBw?a via @YouTube

Sometimes I like to throw in a wee "Love you loads XxxxxX" when talking to my mechanic. Let's him know that my car deserves the special treatment as much as he does.

This year I'm stopping excessively spending, I've stopped smoking, cancelled Nowtv, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Netflix. I'm even stopping paying child support!

@RMcElhenney Wrexham? Damn near killed 'em. You can have that one for free.

You should’ve seen my living room

We would already have flying cars if the automotive tyre market wasn't monopolised by The Michelin Man. Just a tyre rant about a tyrant.

@punishedtristan @stellarone333 @uwiseismic @TheRealDaphne He gained weight

Another explosion observed. The vertical ash column estimated to have gone approximately 4km into the atmosphere. We continue to monitor and update. #lasoufrière #volcano #svg #redalert #stilldangerous

Will someone tell the Holy spirit how babies are made please. #holyspirit #Christmas

@TSB does it stand for Total Shit Bank?

I take it you all got rid of every single racist statue then? Or does it just not matter cos it's not trending anymore?

Sucks to be Alive. #soonwefeast #whereiseveryone #imcallingateammeeting instagram.com/p/CGcpKYshufp/…

@audreyy_kaye Americans.

@JeremyClarkson Can you metaphorically believe it?

Lewis is winning. I literally cannot believe it

The turn of the season will bring many feasts. We shall indulge in libations and the doomed souls of the world will finally know my name! #whereiseveryone #justneedasnack instagram.com/p/CF4-rXHh7dm/…

@NicolaSturgeon just to be clear here, I can't get a drive to work from my friend who I see everyday in her nice clean car because it spreads the virus but I can get on an uncleaned bus with strangers and open mouth kiss my brother?

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CFXayxMhyCu/…

@NicolaSturgeon just to be clear here, I can't ask my brother who I've not seen in years round to my house but I can go to a pub with him and open mouth kiss him there??

Getting into a heated debate about JP3 today and what can I say? I am on fire! 🔥🔥🔥

If you're wondering what I've been up to, I mostly move snails to safer places and get into heated debates about the lore of the Jurassic franchise on Facebook.

Some weekends are for just goin batshit crazy! #wildnout #livingmybestlife #sunsexnsandals #sorryimeantsoxnsandals instagram.com/p/CD4JP_fBlDF/…

Dyed my hair and joined a gang, I doubt anyone will recognise me now. #grovestreet4life instagram.com/p/CD0fzrfBeZD/…