Shelley Parker

Anyone @flibcocom specifically Brussels can help urgently??? Left a bag with dad's ashes on a bus from airport earlier and need to collect as soon as possible in morning??? Any advice or numbers for lost property much appreciated

@LNER There's no confusion. I got off a train and waited for 40 minutes for that imaginary one, and then had to wait for another 40 minutes for one that was rammed and sit on the floor in the same position I was in hours ago.

@dameshelley Hello Shelley, I am really sorry for any confusion. I am unsure as to what has happened there. If you would like to leave some formal feedback regarding this, you can do so here lner.co.uk/support/get-in… ^Molly

@LNER 8 hours so far to do a 2.5 hour journey is one thing, i understand you have delays and staff are doing their best, but saying if we got off at Doncaster there'd be a fresh train at 16.17 which was then taken off the screens without explanation is another. #lner #traindelay

Everytime All Quiet On The Western Front wins, I start singing Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs..... just me?? #Oscars #Oscars2023 #kaiserchiefs

@JPSacred @S1000RR20102 @govindajeggy Another hacker wiped this, but I've got you fam...

An “event producer” with 22 followers has taken time out of his day - TWICE - to @ me with criticism. I can’t help thinking his time might be better spent producing less shit events that might garner a following which reaches the dizzying height of - I dunno - 27?

@JPSacred @govindajeggy Your multiple changing accounts seem to get hella frequently hacked by a racist misogynist foghorn, who the industry only has an idea of from these perpetual bouts of social media based embarrassments/borderline hate crimes yc. Sad that you need this. Get some help @MindCharity

Maybe I let him deport me to Rwanda & that can be an event he produces

If I could somehow summon the powers of a real life #Peacemaker I think this would be a great time to do so.

I have sent actual SMS texts tonight. It's like I'm in the 1900s house #facebookdown #whatsappdown

@BorisJohnson In other news, bet your living room looks fucking shit #borisflat

I'm proud to say we've recruited 8,771 new police officers in England and Wales, well ahead of our target of 6,000 more officers in the first year of our recruitment drive, and 20,000 over three years.

when a picture says more than words could #womenslivesmatter #metpolice

#borisisaprick #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonMustGo

it is finally ovfefe

Election Day leg wear at the ready #USAElections2020 #ElectionNight #FuckTrump #VoteBiden #BigOrangeFatSackOfWank

Wanna see the sheet music on his delivery of 'a stitch in time saves nine.' Surely that was meant to be played on a snare drum... #BorisJohnson #covidbriefing #

@BBCNewsbeat If you'd like to start getting the industry's back properly, @plasashow can help you out on fact checking. #WeMakeEvents

2020 has been a tough year for almost all of us, but people who worked in the festivals industry have seen their work disappear entirely bbc.in/2YIPbaP

@BBCNewsbeat Sort your numbers. 100s of people don't even cover one stage at festivals, and it's negligent that your articles still imply this. Hundreds of thousands of us are out of work and in varying levels of fucked, please get the proper numbers #WeMakeEvents

@pickeringsgin Thanks a million, will let you know how I get on, whether it's love or hate 😉

@pickeringsgin I have some of your festive Brussels Sprout gin and am at a thorough standstill on what cocktails I could craft from this. Can you advise a couple for a bbq I'm at this week?? Ps can you bbq actual sprouts 🤣🤣🤣

@realDonaldTrump am off to sleep now you #bigorangefatsackofwank