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@dharmieKING @prinzgbemi My mum sells perfumes as a side job. Contact her on WhatsApp +234 818 413 2874

@simpletoby Arne Slot is not going anywhere. Slot ball continues

@damie_p 🤣🤣🤣 we may get Enrique before then though

@simpletoby 👀👀

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@simpletoby That’s two season where he doesn’t coach Liverpool. I will take it 😂

@damie_p 2 season max, o sure baje 🤭

@simpletoby We will keep this one

@damie_p 🤣🤣 I pity him though, Chelsea no dey keep manager for long

@simpletoby 😂😂 this is my only win please. Allow

@damie_p 😩😩 don’t torment me naa

.@LFC

It took me 5 months and about 25 interviews to land my first job in Canada 🇨🇦 But there is one I will never forget. I applied for a Canadian government role. French was listed as a requirement. I applied anyway. Got through the first stage. No French was tested. Second and final stage. I joined the call. Bonjour bonjour. (As how?) I thought that was just the greeting. The interviewer then calmly informed me that the entire interview would be conducted in French. I could feel my intestines shift. I said okay. A certified Duolingo dropout sitting in silence. The first question came. 45 seconds of full Québécois French. I waited for them to finish. Then I slowly asked if they could repeat the question in English. They did. Politely. I answered. Then they asked if I had any questions for them. That was it. Interview over. I never got a rejection email. Not one. They were too pissed to even send it 😭 What is your craziest job interview moment in diaspora or back home?

pro clubs striker left the lobby to pick up his kids from school

He folded so quickly 😂

Legendary American basketball player Russell Westbrook and his wife Nina share the story of how they found love through basketball in college 😍🏀❤️….This is beautiful ❤️

Nothing beats this…

Since you asked..

They sell food in the black community they don’t even eat.

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

Unlocked a core memory 😢 Why did fifa remove this feature..

Shisha lounge at the Airport?!?!

Knicks may never lose again

@thotzekage Cracking up at the idea of his mom coming home from work tired as shit just to be hearing him yelling & barking in his room. 😭💀💀

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