Rotimi

VIDEO: Governors line up to shake Tinubu as he leaves Plateau airport on red carpet treatment after the massacre.

@SavvyRinu @BoIuwatife

VIDEO: You have no light at the airport, and I have to fly back within the next 10 minutes - Tinubu, Failure in chief, says to victims at Plateau airport.

President GEJ might be likened to being cowardly, but at least, he visited victims at the actual locations.

foolish elderly people irritates me so much.

1. Always have like 100 Naira airtime for backup data incase your data finish totally. 2. If money enter your hand, first stock your kitchen with foodstuffs and garri. 3. That stew in the freezer will always come through for you when you never expect it. 4. Buy clothes when you guide. 5. Use your money to find more money, not to prove you have. 6. Leave women alone. 7. Be stingy with your hard-earned money. 8. If you're mobile, buy enough fuel. 9. Don't ever prove anything to a woman with your money. 10. No matter how touching the story is, don’t touch your savings.

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

@Realtutuma @BolajiADC How would you advice to go by this??

@BolajiADC We need to go international, there is notching Tinubu fears more than international opinions about how he is ruining Nigeria.

This government did not deploy armoured tanks to protect the people of Plateau State earlier this week. They did not deploy them to confront the bandits that they call “prodigal sons” and “brothers.” But they deployed tanks at INEC headquarters in Abuja this morning, to protect themselves from peaceful everyday Nigerians. Show me your priorities, and I will show you who you are.

“If dem b0rn you well Omoyele Sowore, use my picture just like BLord did without my approval, me Verkdarkman will send you to pr!s0n” - VeryDarkMan Vs Sowore🙆🏼‍♂️….This one be like lion and tiger dey f!ght 😭🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@GossipMillNaija What's the secret about this prison everyone wants to go?

So nobody fit help me catch this lady ?😒

Today, I joined leaders of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) and other committed democrats at a world press conference to strongly condemn the Independent National Electoral Commission’s (INEC) brazen and unacceptable partisanship. I fully endorse the position of the gathering: In 2027, Nigerians must be allowed to freely choose their leaders from a diverse range of political parties. The electoral umpire has no right to impose a single candidacy on Africa’s largest and most vibrant democracy. - RMK

“I tried, I am tired, my conscience left the party, so I quit” This is the best resignation letter I have seen today.😂

Repost Aggressively!

Bruno Fernandes has won Premier League of the Month for March [@FutSheriff]

Guysssss!!!! City Boy came oooo. He's currently at the airport but he wouldn't be coming to town to see the affected area, he'll be addressing us from the airport and then he'll go home. People that God will punish are there with him at the airport. APC is a giant joke!

Peter Obi in Aso Rock 2027

Sometimes I forget this one is a state governor. He dey move like course rep.

Pranking men at the barbershop. Watch how they react to being kissed without consent 💀