j. sandin

I broke a finger from high fiving a teammate too hard (my middle finger was a little bent going into it and it just didn't survive the enthusiasm). I want to use this sentence to describe myself to everyone I meet.

@Morilac It is an honor to be included amongst The Greats™️. Thank you!!

I haven't been on my Twitter in a thousand years, but I met so many pals this weekend at Battle of the All Stars and it made me feel loved and at home and I am just really grateful. #DerbyTwitter

@snacks350 Frac doesn't even want to wear the stripe, she definitely doesn't want to jammer jam. 😂

Hi, I have not tweeted in forever, but I need Derby to give me a Fracture Mechanics Jammer Jam, you cowards.... #derbytwitter #botas

Thank you for staying when days are scary💕

When there were no cats I pretended to be an adult & the adults loved me because I was so mature. When I became an adult I spent a lot of time awkwardly, anxiously migrating between groups of 3 people wondering what the purpose of small talk is & why people enjoy it.

I grew up autistic but I didn't know it until I was 32. When my guardians took me to potlucks, I knew my role: 1. Find the cat who was supposedly scared of strangers 2. Immediately become best friends with the cat 3. Not leave my new best friend until it was time to leave

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

its so crazy to me that some people just don't have depression. like ..why not

GM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Bear conditioner is on full blast

Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.

Trauma did NOT make you stronger. It made you hyper-vigilant and scared of even calm and joyful experiences. YOU make yourself stronger through the work of discerning between real and perceived threat.

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer

Not pictured: all the other places I've been leaving them (squirrel decoration, glasses case, side table, water bottle)

@frittythekitty @CowboyCats Why does this look like one of those saloon pictures people would pay to get?

mambas dont let you babey’s grow up to be cow boise