how's annie?

I am joining bluesky, same name. I don't know what I'll do with this one, or that one either really.

I'm saying this all like I'm done and leaving, but I'm not really leaving and also not really staying. Happy New Year to all.

Treating this place as an anonymous limbo may have impacted my career and friendships in ways I may never know, and I probably should have been more careful and aware of that. I wasn't and I have not learned my lesson. I have nothing more to say about this.

Hello Twitter. I have not been on here very much. I can't bring myself to delete my account for various reasons. I have not found another place to go. I just haven't been coming around as much. It has been a good time over the years.

@hell_doe @SolidStapp Do you think he is an intentional villain or is bad energy just sort of linked to him and follows him wherever he goes?

@SolidStapp i literally insist that you do because i have a whole theory about it and i WILL yell and defend it

dale cooper is the villain of twin peaks

I give her dried shrimp and I say "high five" and hold up my hand and she touches my hand with her paw. She doesn't do it unless I have the treat nearby or in my hand. I think it still counts.

My cat can sort of do a trick now (high five).

Stores are all gonna arbitrarily raise their prices "because of tariffs" even if they don't even do the tariffs thing because who will know?

@eightfoldpathPM Yes, I love Joe Pera! I love warm apple night.

@ventriclemouse did you watch joe pera talks with you? i binged it all friday and saturday cause i was sick. it was very good and very funny

I normally do not like Guys Yelling a Bunch type comedy but I really like ITSYL and Detroiters.

What if I'm sitting next to a Lincoln Square ghost every time I eat my strawberry roulade cake?

We talk a lot about inside ghosts but what about outside ghosts. There must be a lot of them.

@svershbow @goldnecklace2 I am aware, but the color association is probably hurting our boy Simon more than anything.

@ventriclemouse @goldnecklace2 The colors are not representative of party affiliation (they're both democrats)

Please vote for Simon, I can't take another L

It's been at least 2 years and I'm still "transferring my playlists and liked songs" from Spotify to Apple Music before I "leave Spotify."

I say I'm leaving, but I feel like I need to go through my bookmarks and save the recommendations and links. So... maybe never leaving?

"People of the world, spice up your life" was the last real call to arms that worked. But at what cost?

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to