Damien Hopkins

@MrsF202 Unfortunately not today. Was last August, but I absolutely love the place! Can’t wait to go back 👌

@damohopo Was that today? We were there too but our the front

When 25 minutes from Bruges… 🍺🥥🇧🇪

Getting stuck in an ‘I’m good, you?’ loop is one of life’s horrors

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@vcd_club @Stephen32219094 Devastating, that. So many great memories here. A special club, that means so much to many!

@bean0509 Narcissism

What do you call it when someone doesn't have a defence so they use your insecurities as a stick to beat you with? Also the whole 'After everything I've done for you' thing.

@deloldfield4 @IsthmianLeague @beckenhamtownfc Depends when your birthday is mate 😂

Would this make me the oldest player to play in the @IsthmianLeague at 50? 😂🤣 @beckenhamtownfc

@TLFLFC39 Superglue. Sort that right out.

These should be a legit reason for a sick day coz I cannot bloody work. Keep catching it and opening it up 🙈😫😅

@Love_non_league How much did he take? 😂🤦‍♂️

Unfortunately we are hearing that there is more to this than meets the eye….

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@sophiegrenham At least it was filled. I picked up 2 for myself business partner and I, and it was £9! Just plain croissants.

I just paid €4.80, like a proper fool, for an almond croissant from The Art of Coffee, a perfectly pleasant but fairly run of the mill café chain where their pain au chocolat is, more often than not, stale. Now, this croissant is large and stuffed with filling, but nearly a fiver for a pastry is simply too much. Yet this is how we're going. I could have said no thanks and walked out when the server told me the price, but you know when someone insults you and you freeze, and it takes you a minute to react? That, except with pastry.

The Wealdstone Raider brilliantly narrated by Bex.👏👏

@NotFarLeftAtAll Ah, The Railway, Rainham.

And we thought Andy and Lou were fictional characters from Little Britain… oh how wrong we were. This guy spotted them in Wetherspoons.

@bean0509 The ADHD questionnaire is the worst. Especially when part of your adhd is a problem with forms 😩🤦‍♂️

I had a migraine since yesterday and this morning I accidentally burst into tears in front of the doctor for something unrelated and migraine is practically gone. I also got this ADHD questionnaire which is super confusing.

@ThtsNotGoneWell @kwandsssssss Excellent work

@kwandsssssss They've got a younger brother too, call Fandab

edozie as in sam edozie from man city academy ?

@spaulinnit @hashtagutd It was the addendum attached when they changed the rule to contain the word ‘both’. Kyle Walker takes one handed throws all the time, and never gets punished.

@damohopo @hashtagutd That's not part of the official law. Whoever's written that has done so outside of the law's definition and it isn't enforceable. I certainly wouldn't give a foul throw for it. This is law 15 - the throw in.

Anyone need throw-in lessons? 🤣

@FFS_WhatNow What a retad

It will never be beaten. Still the greatest moment in Countdown history 🤣🤣🤣

@Gary_wayne2 Twitter, to point out that it’s not going to be 8am in the evening, so why say ‘8am in the morning’

Quick age test… Who remembers this classic?