Dan Bonato

hell has nothing on the chuck e. cheese ticket redemption counter

“It ain’t over until you have a collective stroke in the fifth inning and forget how to play baseball.” -Yogi Berra

@seanswaby still the 🐐 👕

@dan_bonato obligatory

I would've gone into the exile *IF* Thank fuck now someone fetch me six beers

@seanswaby goaldado is rolling in his grave

@dan_bonato 😇😇😇

I miss Vida Blue when Bill Laskey is on the post game. Loved how he never called him "Bill", or "Laskey." Always "Bill Laskey."

@VTimoney @bstites @YouTubeTV @MLBNetwork “Benintendi coulda hit it further”

@bstites @YouTubeTV @MLBNetwork @dan_bonato what’s he say?

How I feed about @YouTubeTV and @MLBNetwork

@ner_alana you should probably change the channel

I don't understand what Arsenal is doing.

@VTimoney @bstites 👆

@bstites @dan_bonato No pens

Attention morons @VTimoney & @dan_bonato

@DennisKPIX sorry to hear you’re losing a legend

@CalumRogers by my calculations it’s infinite

@CalumRogers starting to have my doubts about this win ratio

@king_kaufman @billbarnwell a reasonable penalty for subscribing to said newsletter

@billbarnwell I’ve unsubscribed from the San Diego padres newsletter every single day for the last 70 days or so.

Signing up for an email list: get an e-mail within 30 seconds and then one every day from that point forward Removing myself from that same email list: apparently this will take 10 business days for some reason?

@seanswaby @PaddyArsenal 🙁

@seanswaby @PaddyArsenal i wouldn’t even be mad

Spurs are 100% being knocked out of the Europa League by Soldado

announcing my retirement from sports betting, having accomplished all i set out to do #blessed

@CalumRogers *winks comes on* son: is he any good me: he is not

@CalumRogers twice this morning my son said: “all hope is lost” he gets it

@CalumRogers wishing us the best this holiday season calum