Dan Fage

@PicturesFoIder I would offer her to eat that whole tray all in one go in 3...2...bam

i need that man’s patience

@BeckyDoran_ jury is still out

Ok I was wrong about Kai 😂

This is EVEN better 🏊‍♂️ Remember the fella who jumped in the water at the #RyderCup on the 16th hole? Well, this is what happened next… 👇🏻🏆😂 #ColonelSanders #CaptainBirdseye #LoganRoy From Tom Kristensen on insta

@BlokesClub Dad's army

Looking for names for this album cover suggestions in comments 😂 What an amazing week 100+ (new record) blokes on the weekly walks this week with 10+ new blokes taking that leap to join the club Join a walk next week it’s all FREE so why not Send me a message for me details

@Mr_Jibzz @piersmorgan Said no one ever

@piersmorgan Harvetz was Chelsea’s best player. Sacrificing your entire system for him is worth it.

I don’t get Arteta changing our whole system to accommodate Havertz. Just isn’t working. Put Gabriel back in next to Saliba, move White to right back, and stick Partey in the middle where he belongs. And take off Havertz.

All of these New followers I have on Twitter, all good looking women.. they have obviously heard about my white bits after my holiday and want to see them

Just a little update and information regarding our brand new drop in centre Information below Love north Southwark 4-5 Gataker st slippers place SE16 2EN 10-2pm no booking needed just drop@by for a chat and cuppa

Who can relate? Don’t suffer in silence lads! Make this the week you get the support you need! The support you deserve! It’s out there!

"I'm not right wing at all... but the left has lost its mind. "This woke stuff is insane. Everybody's sick and tired of woke companies telling us every day that we're evil." Piers Morgan just wants companies to sell things without giving everyone a lecture. @piersmorgan | #PMU

I think that’s pretty much spot on!!😂

@itvMLshow Huge issue remortgaging due to an error through a previous energy provider flagging me as no payment-now they have moved over to a new residential database, I'm no longer a client, they can't access my old account to investigate and rectify (Eon). Can't get a mtg

@SJosephBurns 6

Test your attention to details: Which cup fills up first?

Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.

@JaydaBF Punch hom on the face so hard his arse will whistle when he farts

QUESTION: This 'Mizzy' twat jumps into the back of YOUR car, what do you do?

@BeckyDoran_ trust the process

Please tell me this isn’t true

@eonenergyuk I need help ASAP. You haven't moved my closed account over to EON-NEXT and no one can help answer a challenge on my acc closed in Feb 2022. You have incorrectly put a missed payment on my credit file and now that has resulted in refusal of mortgage applications. HELP

Unbelievable efforts this evening first from Team Upminster! Two new blokes! rubbish weather! Outstanding loyalty and commitment in helping each other out! Join them next Wednesday 630pm meeting outside upminster station (side entrance) Just let me know your coming along

@Kez31788860 He has already been groomed by the Dark Lord himself who coincidently still hasnt been formerlly announced around his shenanigans that has been brought to the Police attention

Outstanding turn out for the first BIG WALK of the year Thank you all who came along it was a great walk around Richmond park It was to see all the groups coming together to support each other! 38 blokes all in!