Dana Moon

Comedy Clubs will be like we have a drop-in celebrity mystery guest tonight and it’s always a comic who’s a sex offender

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@Samwitchx Americans horror story: influencer edition

Oh! Thats not….oh okay…

@Samwitchx this is DANGEROUS

@VigilantFox is she ok? Praying so hard for recovery!! Western medicine is EVIL I swear the more I learn the more they’re k*lling us.

Alexis's heartbreaking story began when she went to UC Irvine Hospital seeking help for her condition, Paroxysmal Nocturnal Hemoglobinuria (PNH). She was hoping for a blood transfusion, but her doctors informed her that she wouldn’t receive any further treatment unless she was up to date on her vaccines.

This is what 23-year-old Alexis Lorenze looked like before her vaccine injury. And this is what she looks like now. Alexis was mandated to take three vaccines against her will, and now she anticipates only having a few days to live. Her dying wish is for you to share her story. 🧵 THREAD

@ReturnOfKappy are you fugggin joking my ass

Will you comply…?

me running to text everyone in LA about the #earthquake

Treat yourself to some fresh laughs! 😂 @audreystewisart, @dinoarchie, and @danamoonme are taking the stage on a new #LMAOF. 📺 Watch for free: of.tv/lmaof52

@ReturnOfKappy you can always spot AI eyes

What do you think Kate Middleton or not..? #WeWantAnswers

@ReturnOfKappy that kid looks just like him

It's been rumored that Dan Schneider, former Nickelodeon producer, is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter..... She had to leave Nickelodeon because she had become pregnant as a teen.. What do you think....? #WeWantAnswers

I’ve graduated from fuckboi to spiritual fuckboi. If he wears multiple necklaces and uses the word “alignment” or “synchronicity” I’m letting him ruin my life

My favorite magic trick is mistaking a trauma bond for love

I didn’t realize how insane my thoughts are until I spend a lot of time with someone else. I’ve decided that the safest place for me is alone in the woods surrounded by dogs and one weird neighbor.

whenever I feel bad about my dating life I just think that before my mom married her husband who we call, grandpa, she dated a guy named farmer brian

more mang0 for @elonmusk #lightworker

@ThePerezHilton because its not her duhhh

#MindYourBusiness by #BritneySpears and will.i.am is out now! And this is my initial reaction! What’s YOURS????

“The eyes of the world and, particularly, the eyes of labor are upon us,” Fran Drescher, the president of SAG-AFTRA, said. Leaders of the Hollywood union representing 160,000 television and movie actors, voted to strike on Thursday, joining screenwriters. nyti.ms/43jSYtC

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HELP WHAT IS THREADS

mango said she’s down to collab with you @elonmusk on a vid lmk

I swear nothing has changed since middle school guys will profess their undying love to me and then fully run away