Dana Norris

In 5 years I’m gonna start a business that specializes in removing barn doors & shiplap.

Join us June 2, 2022 at Windows on the River to help increase equitable access to writing opportunities in Cleveland. Story slam speakers include @margbern @cynconnolly @dananorris @MidnightLull Liz Roccoforte w/ host @aeddings. Ticket deadline: May 23 litcleveland.org/events-program…

Tomorrow @storyclubcle is back at @CLEurbanwinery! Get your tickets early to guarantee yourself a spot - eventbrite.com/e/story-club-c…

Tonight! I'm back in-person hosting @storyclubcle at @CLEurbanwinery - 7PM open mic sign-up, 7:30PM show time. Theme is "resolve" & I'm going to tell a story about Medusa & YouTube & trying to get compliments. See you there!

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This Thursday I'll be sharing the scariest story I've ever written - get $2 off tickets with the code storyclub10 - eventbrite.com/e/the-horrorsh…

This Thurs 7pm at @CLEurbanwinery IT'S HAPPENING

I'm going to host a show in front of real live people again. My bathroom mirror is going to be so jealous.

"You know...actor, director, talked to a chair" - my husband forgetting Clint Eastwood's name

@SouthwestAir my flight was delayed so I missed my connection & I'm stuck in OAK for an extra night. I've been on hold for two hours & FB & Twitter DMs are not being answered. I need a hotel voucher - please respond ASAP

Honored to be on the latest @WomenWhoSucceed podcast! We talk about trusting your creative voice & how to start your own project - directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/…

Badassery transcends time news.artnet.com/art-world/peru…

@ChrisRyanLawren Thank you!

@dananorris Not just you. I teared up.

Anyone else have panic attack when you got the first vaccine because your brain won't let you experience the full weight of trauma until you're close to safe or is it just me?

20 mins until @RISKshow Come join me, @KevinAllison @chetterg @dananorris and @lisalisalisacan

Get your ticket ASAP!

Tomorrow, 3/12 at 9:30 pm ET/6:30 pm PT, RISK!’s live online show features @lisalisalisacan @AuntieVice @chetterg @dananorris and RISK!’s @thekevinallison. Only 100 Tickets available! Get yours at bit.ly/312risk 
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Join us on Fri, 3/12 at 9:30 pm ET/6:30 pm PT for the next RISK! live online show featuring @lisalisalisacan @AuntieVice @chetterg @dananorris and RISK!’s @thekevinallison. Only 100 Tickets available! Get yours at bit.ly/312risk
 #risk #storytelling

TONIGHT join us at @storyclubcle as we tell true stories about forgiving our fathers, feral cats, and ranking Hello Fresh spices. eventbrite.com/e/story-club-s…

So thoughtful & so rude all at once

Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go.