Han Yolo ™

@JamesNicholsNHL Just watched the highlight, he did not opt to play the puck. The shot snuck under his arm and sat in the crease. He didn’t even know where it was and had no chance to cover it.

Uh-oh! #NJDevils Markstrom Crucial Error Could Cost Sweden at Olympics sportsnaut.com/nhl/new-jersey…

@spelunky_ I have all 10 fingers and know how to use them if you’d like to go out sometime!

is my mother at the bar with jack hughes

I grieved the death of Iron Man longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband

@TheBrattPack63 I believe you. But why is the team so hush hush? Like how does that benefit them

@TheBrattPack63 How does the Bratt pack miss that…Allen for Vezina.

I’m falling asleep folks The Devils may never lose again The Devils may never win again Please react to this post accordingly when the game is over

@TheBrattPack63 All jokes aside, this is actually a fireable offense

Yeah it’s time for fire Fitz chants at the rock

@molinjosef @SadClubCommish @wyshynski It only works when you ADD a generational d-man. Not gut your team to get one. The goal is to stay competitive. Look at Vancouver who ONLY has a generational d-man. Last place in the standings.

@MrJaredMoore @SadClubCommish @wyshynski According to fans across the league, every team wants a young generational d-man. Yet not one team is willing to part with top level assets to get him. Fans will be fans I guess.

"I think the Canucks' actual target on the Devils is 26-year-old captain Nico Hischier, but it's hard to imagine New Jersey gutting its depth like that considering how much time No. 1 center Jack Hughes has missed on an annual basis," writes @wyshynski espn.com/nhl/story/_/id…

@MrWhite1079 @ryannovoNHL How many interviews of players have we seen where they specifically call out that he’s the heartbeat of the team? You don’t trade that away.

@dancercohen @ryannovoNHL Nico Hischier, leading this team to mediocre results since being named captain outside of 2022-23. If this is the bar we’re satisfied with as Nico being our leader, we have different standards & expectations.

What does ex-Canucks coach Bruce Boudreau think VAN will ask for in a Quinn Hughes-#NJDevils trade? - Simon Nemec - A center (though he doesn't don’t know which one) - A draft pick - He also thinks VAN will aim high by asking for Jesper Bratt or Nico Hischier "I think it’s a no-brainer — whatever the price you have to pay.” nj.com/devils/2025/12…

@MrWhite1079 @ryannovoNHL You can not trade Nico Hischier. This team needs a leader. Intangible qualities.

@ryannovoNHL Honest question here… is Nico Hischier a lock to re-sign in NJ in ~18 months? I’m not so sure about that, knowing the mediocre results we’ve had over the last 9 years. Wouldn’t it be smart to flip him for the 2nd best dman in the game who we know will extend in NJ at 200%?

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

@TheBrattPack63 I’m actually gonna throw up

@TheBrattPack63 @matt_NJD I’m 30 and this would be the coolest thing anyone could ever get me lol

@matt_NJD Unfortunately he’s over 15 so this is weird as fuck

unbelievable gift. good for the devils, good for Frank

@spelunky_ Tried already but got ignored

before DMs change forever does anyone want to admit that they have a crush on me

@BillSpaulding Miss you Bill

Four game win streak was a long time coming…Hope you are enjoying the start to the season #njdevils fans. Nice to see so many of the fellas clicking early in the year.

@amandacstein Thank the effing lord. Only took 3 years to figure out where Timo is supposed to be

#NJDevils are switching up their power play which has stuggled to start the season. These are the new looks at morning skate: PP1: Dougie, Bratt, Nico, Jack and Meier PP2: Luke, Gritsyuk, Palat, Glass and Mercer

@JetsFanNick @amandacstein This is group 1. He’ll be with the other group. Jack, Bratt, etc.

@amandacstein Gritsyuk isnt on the ice and im ready to riot. Keefe better not start taking advice from Fitzgerald with dumb quotes out his ass.

Here’s how the #NJDevils are lining up today at practice with the first group on the ice: • Notable is that Glass line. We haven’t seen that combo yet based on the group splits. • Addison, after that blow in the first preseason game, is back on the ice.

@spelunky_ Thought this was about how I’ve requested to follow you on instagram 3 times. I’m very normal and I think you’re hot I’m sorry!

i wonder how it feels to request to follow me & then i just don’t accept it. i am laughing at all of the people who can’t even see this tweet

@nickpaluzzi Not worse than it would hurt needing it lmao

@dancercohen My back hurts watching this.

My dream