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IQ is directly correlated to the social media platform you primarily use.

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🚨 Is this the beginning of a repeat of Lehman Bros 2008? UBS just halted withdrawals of a $469 million real estate fund and told investors they can't have their money back for up to 3 years. Why does this matter? Back in June of 2007, Bear Stearns did the same thing at two of their hedge funds. One year later, Lehman Brothers collapsed and the global financial crisis happened. UBS looked at their real estate portfolio, realized the buildings are not worth what they paid for them and they cannot sell them without admitting HUGE losses. Commercial real estate office vacancies are at record highs. Buildings are worth a fraction of what they were. Everyone has been trying to avoid marking their portfolios down to actual current value. But they cannot ignore it any longer.

@SolanaFloor @solana shitcoins don’t count

🚨BREAKING: @Solana overtook Ethereum in all-time unique developers, now leading all chains. Source: chainspect

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@Mayhem4Markets 😭got a point

Palantir CEO Alex Karp claims that only two types of people will thrive in this new AI era: trade workers — "or you’re neurodivergent"

do you hate humanity if you love AI?

@CoinMarketCap that’s cool

JUST IN: ⚡️ US mortgage giant Fannie Mae will start accepting crypto-backed mortgages, according to the WSJ.

We cloned Google Calendar, but it's Jeffrey Epstein's schedule from the past 20 years. We're calling it JCal.

such a huge increase in efficiency makes it inevitable

i guess that’s what happens when federal regulation favors big banks

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JUST IN: NASA announces $20 billion plan to build permanent moon base

Is the world about to end?

Say goodbye to Uniswap as you know it. The Senate's new CLARITY Act is a direct hit on DeFi, engineered to protect the banks. They are outright banning passive stablecoin yield. Banks are terrified lawmakers with projections of a $6.6 trillion deposit flight to crypto, so Washington stepped in to kill your yield and protect the legacy system. Even worse, the bill aims to classify anyone running a DeFi front-end as a financial intermediary. Just hosting a web interface for a smart contract will suddenly require bank-level AML compliance and audits. They are rushing to force this through by May before the midterm elections make the bill politically radioactive. But there is a massive blind spot in their plan. They can regulate web domains and target companies, but they cannot ban math. Decentralized smart contracts live on-chain. Real developers will keep building the permissionless solutions the market demands, and DeFi will simply route around the damage.

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@Jason 😱😱

$tao > $btc

@mrmikeMTL real

Doing taxes this year just feels wrong after all the scams we’ve seen.