@dangermouse

The best ever!

@LateNightSeth I think his thought of lighting a match would have looked insulting to Trump.

I don't know what Biden put in that fireplace, but hopefully the nuclear codes?

@MikeSington Trump plans to adjourn Congress with Johnson's help and make them all recess appointments. None need Senate approval. It's a power play. They can all serve 2 years, and then he will do it again.

“There’s no way the Republicans in the Senate will confirm this man.” Geraldo Rivera rips into Matt Gaetz, calls him “rotten”. (Video: NewsNation)

@drdave1999 How are native behaviors crazy? Because they aren't European?

Your reminder that New Zealand is a wonderful nation with about 30M sheep. The U.S., on the other hand, has 74M sheep.

@RonFilipkowski He can repurchase them on eBay.

Rudy Giuliani’s watch collection being FedExed to GA election workers Ruby Freeman & Shaye Moss: “This is the accumulation of 60 years of hard work. Many of these watches hold great sentimental value!

@atrupar I have an issue with the DOJ and Congress Ethics Committee refusing to do their jobs.

COATES: Gaetz was under investigation for allegedly having sexual relations with a minor and using illicit drugs. Do you have concerns about these allegations? NANCY MACE: Well, I have concerns with the media being judge, jury, and executioner

@purplepapillon7 @AshaRangappa_ @ma_nyc7 @Starbucks Nothing Bundt Cakes gives you a free mini cake your birthday!

@AshaRangappa_ @ma_nyc7 @Starbucks Sadly, Friendly’s is gone. You could have gotten a free sundae. Btw, happy birthday.

@AshaRangappa_ @Starbucks Crumbl Cookie gives you a free cookie on your birthday. Nothing Bundt gives a free bundt cake.

@Tennesseine Billionaires love to buy low; it's why they buy Republicans to become POTUS to guarantee that.

How do you know a recession is coming? Simple. Americans just elected a Republican president. Look at history: Since WWII, almost every single recession has happened after Americans elected a Republican president. Don’t believe me? Do your own research. Y’all love that.

@AndreaR9Md She still doesn't get it.

All that sucking up and for what? Enjoy obscurity.

@morgfair How? The executive branch enforces the law. A felon POTUS that SCOTUS gave absolute immunity has no interest in the law. People need to stop kidding themselves.

Trump's shunning of transition plans may have consequences, group says | AP News apnews.com/article/trump-…

@JoJoFromJerz Biden can slap the cuffs on Trump and arrest him.

Ok, this is funny as fuck. Also… let’s just say…

@TheJan6Plaque That smoothing filter she uses can fade her out now.

All she does is lose lose lose no matter what

@Julius_Kim It sounds like you've had too many weed donuts.

I think what’s most shocking and disheartening for us following the election is that we firmly held onto the belief that there are more decent people than bad in this country. I believe that is still the case. It’s just that a lot of the decent people stayed home for whatever reason. Yes, more bought into Trump’s message, but I firmly believe, there are still more decent people than bad in America.

@Logically_JC Maybe some Democrat Billionaires can buy a few Republican Senators like Musk bought Trump.

@NotHoodlum Trump didn't have her speak at any rally either. She sucked his balls for nothing.

I am so embarrassed for Nikki Haley. This is a real tweet from her.

@RossKneeDeep Republicans plan to save Social Security and Medicare by letting senior citizens die off.

I get social security, and it's important to me. I'm lucky enough to have a pension and an IRA. Yet, many people aren't lucky enough to have both. Social security is their only form of income. What will America become if millions lose their social security and Medicare? I'm not talking about the Dumb A$$es who voted for this. F*ck them!!!

@RpsAgainstTrump I thought Republicans had a 53-seat majority.

When the new Senate convenes in January, Democrats are going to have to rely on two Republican members, Susan Collins of Maine and Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, if they want to block parts of Donald Trump's agenda newsweek.com/susan-collins-…

@SirJeremyLondon Definitely.

I just saw a post where someone asked if we had to blame Trump’s victory on one person who would it be? My answer is Merrick Garland

@OldManLefty1 Neither did Jared Kushner. What's your point?

There is no way that RFK, Jr. passes a background/security check for a cabinet position, right?

@MelisaGillett @DevonGoggins No

@DevonGoggins You believe there will be another election?