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Gworls: wow you're both gay, Xander will love you, Ugliest Person At The Club Guys: My 6'3 friend likes short skinny dudes with dark hair and fat asses. He is also 6'3 and has a degree. Did I mention he's tall?

@clthreeoneeight @usmanakhtar00 If they’d prompted as Lord Malcolm Offord, watch that “understand problems facing Scotland” number plummet

@usmanakhtar00 He has Lord Aura though. That tends to count for something.

offord's numbers are solid for a guy no one knows

@Bigdognft1 @journalismtips @robprogressive I think that was the point being made. Taxes pay for stuff

How you get taxed to death in the UK 🇬🇧 Me: I earn £100k HMRC: Lovely. We’ll take about £40k Me: I buy a £30k car HMRC: Add 20% VAT Me: I invest and make £20k profit HMRC: Capital Gains please Me: I gift my kid £10k HMRC: Hope you live 7 years Me: I sell some stuff online and make £200 HMRC: That’s income. Declare it Me: I buy a £400k house HMRC: Stamp Duty please Me: I finally retire HMRC: Great. Now we tax your pension Me: I die HMRC: Inheritance Tax please

@MirabelTweets1 Too much baggage. Can’t see it

Why is Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Boris Johnson, you may well ask My prediction:Johnson will join Reform or Restore in the run up to the next UK General Election. He will do so because he will be paid millions to do so. Between then & now the client media will do its bit

@lltbr123 @PolitlcsUK @thetimes So they don’t have to pay people childcare costs

Why? Why are the government interfering in how businesses operate. What the hell has it to with them? If they allow Civi Servants to work from home they need to be careful. Allowing employees to access private information on the public from their kitchen table might result in a few court cases.

🚨 NEW: The Government is consulting on forcing employers to allow their employees to work from home Bosses would have to agree to feasible "flexible working" requests, justify any refusals in writing and compensate staff if a request is unfairly rejected [@thetimes]

@aaronlikesstuff @Angeriavm This is the only correct answer

@Angeriavm Discord wasn’t in the top because she made the mistake of commenting multiple times on being frustrated with just being safe and the producers started producing 💀

It’s weird that people are saying that discord wasn’t in the top because her pope wasn’t a celebrity when there have been plenty of Snatch Game winners who did non celebrity characters. Make it make sense 🥴

@GaraidhM @GerryHassan This is true but the opposition is so fractured it’s hard to see them not sweeping up a lot of constituencies by default

@GerryHassan I seriously doubt the seat predictions are anywhere accurate The last time the SNP support was in the midthirties, they only got 21 of the 73 constituency seats. It was the 26 additional regional seats that gave them their first ever election win, beating Labour by a single seat

Some people are getting excited in Scotland on the projection that the SNP could win 64 seats: one short of an overall majority on 33% of the constituency vote. It would be a hollow victory. Vote share matters. Ask Starmer who won a huge majority on 34% in a 'loveless mandate.'

@theonlynaomy You are my favourite so far! So funny and charming. This is an amazing and stacked cast as well so it’s even harder to stand out but I will defend you to the end🤙

Listen, drama on #DragRaceUK is entertaining. But can I please have just one week on #UKvsTheWorld without any of the other queens coming for my Drag, my Personality, my Runways, my Lipsync?! I’m tired of being the easy target, while doing a good job! Is it so hard to let me be?

@TheTraitorsUS Monet/Maura alliance please. I’d love to see these two interact a lot

The lore behind the legends. A new season of #TheTraitorsUS arrives January 8 only on Peacock.

@MillsysView @jimthegiant Proportional representation wasn’t on the ballot though as AV isn’t a form of PR. Clegg caved to the conservatives and put AV on the ballot instead of a true PR option so really we’ve never had the opportunity to vote on it in a referendum

@jimthegiant I mean…Labour got 32% of votes in the last election yet 411/650 seats, before that Boris got 43% and yet 365 seats, this is how it always is with first past the post. We had an opportunity to change the system in a referendum, yet the big parties crowded out the information…

So let me get this straight the left vote is 55% and that means we get a far right government? Maybe we should change that

"There are no Amish with autism" There are "Vaccines aren't tested against placebo" They are "MMR has never been studied as a possible cause of autism" It has. It's not the cause. I apparently need to say this stuff over and over and over and over again. And again.

Here’s the thing about the criticism of Louis Theroux: all he did was let them speak for themselves. That’s it.

If any of you are on BlueSky pls drop your @

The algorithm over here is fucked. Is there a decent alternative in the UK?

Watching my Deliveroo driver on the map as he delivers my Friday treat

• Voluntarily got off the train • Put Leanne and Joe in their place at the round table • Gave the best opera performance in a mission • Wants to give his winnings to charity in honour of his brother He IS our winner #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

no one: my sims on the phone to each other: #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

Irish people being interviewed for the Exit Poll. #GeneralElection #GE24 #exitpoll #GeneralElection2024

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