Daniel Sheerin (thon/hing)

@Danny_McMoomins Serving Stacey Oricco vibes! I think that’s what the kids say.

There really has to be more to life than this

Imagine if you will, a bongo flick called The Strait of Horniez. Handsome oil tanker captains must negotiate safe passage through a stretch of water patrolled by militant busty stunners, with sexy consequences.

@Danny_McMoomins By Jove! I nearly spat out my Hazy Double IPA and went to reply; “well, actually! It’s Gola…” But then I saw it was yersel. Fish away

Commentator should have shouted GOOOOAAAL LAAAZIO at that one. Fantastic.

@Danny_McMoomins Had an image of the crowd at the Olympic diving, cutting about in speedos, johnny caps and goggles!

Wonder do you get Full Kit Wankers in the crowd at the speed skating. Shambling around on the concourse between races on a pair of skates showing off your sexy bulge.

@Danny_McMoomins Just checked with the wife and this checks out as banter. So it does.

@daniel_sheerin Big Pam Ballantine

MASSIVE REVISION. This ends up as brilliant telly.

@thexbomb It’s the ones that use it as an extension of Facebook. A hellscape of reachers

@Danny_McMoomins Stick his gizmo right up him

Fuck Andy, fuck his prehistoric adventures, and most of all fuck his band.

@Danny_McMoomins This second bottle of freixenet isn’t even touching the sides. Could use my liver for foie gras

Got to that stage of Christmas drinking where you're not getting any steaminger just your face goes red.

@Danny_McMoomins Strong-arm tactic, handy when you have the rage. I like to leave my trolley unattended and just drop things in whilst I nimbly dodge all the other fuds. Gotta have a tactic at this time of year

Good advice for anyone going into supermarket battle today

@Danny_McMoomins I find a balance of Chris Rea doing his driving up the road tune and Big Elton stepping into the gaff works just perfectly.

There should be a absolutely no place for slow, miserable songs at Christmas. Especially ones about being alone. Not the vibe at all. Cheer the fuck up and get some proper toe-tappers going.

@Danny_McMoomins Covid that winter was hard for patter. You tried at least!

Open all the little windows you want, Advent Boy. You aren't gonna find any mates in there.

Wilfried. You are what the French call; “Les Incompetents” #nancy

Wish we hadn’t qualified now. This is pish. 3 teams drawn by their own presidents and now Lauren Hill has butchered her own songs and Salma Hayek is pretending to talk to Rio Ferdinand. The fuck? #FIFAWorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Danny_McMoomins This is an all timer. It’s 18:09 and they have just picked 3 teams and fucked it for Lauren Hill to butcher her own reputation

Fucking hell FIFA are shameless. I am in awe.

If Trainspotting was remade, the commentary of Al Lamont screaming “GOOOOAAL, GOOOOOAAAL, KIERAN TIERNEY!!!” would far surpass the Archie Gemmill clip for when Renton is at the riding.

@FaeroskFodbold Heartiest congratulations from a close neighbour 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿! Been following this account since you your amazing run with that smashing macron jersey! Keep up the progress and go and smash Croatia. See you at the WC! 🤝

now i'm gonna be nervous the last 20 minutes, great 😅🇫🇴

FØROYAR XI AGAINST @ceskarepre_eng: Three changes from the win against Makedonia: Jóan Símun #Edmundsson, Géza Dávid #Turi and Viljormur #Davidsen (C) start instead of Martin #Agnarsson, Jákup B. #Andreasen and Meinhard E. #Olsen. KOYR Á FØROYAR! 🇫🇴

@TheTartanScarf Love this graphic but only because I remember it from 2024 qualifying and we got that sorted early!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍🏆 At the half-way stage of the group, we're in a very strong place. See you on Sunday!

@RajWorks @Danny_McMoomins Oh aye, mind him? Big wet blanket so he was

@Danny_McMoomins Should have kept your powder dry Mooms, they’re only about to bring the bloody thing home themselves cause they are tired of waiting for the men to

Sarina Wiegman should be forced to phone the families of those who died etc...

@RajWorks Big fan of the Firth of Oth. Sounds like a character from Star Wars

Beautiful evening walk complete with ✅ Jacobite memorial ✅ somebody taking the effort to burn a plastic cover to turn Cockenzie into ‘Cock’ ✅ white 🐶 💩 Nature is truly healing

@ontheochils I know exactly where that is! Always wondered how well the trees manage on Wood Hill and the rest are barren. Deer control?

Fallen....