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Daniel Blouin

@danielblouin

Public servant, Habs fan, defender of the Oxford comma. He/him if you must. Can fold fitted sheets. Knows the worst joke ever. (Don't @ me, just accept it.)

Ottawa, Canada Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Daniel Blouin
Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
To the 2 year old who has been watching a big dog bark, then answering with a high pitched "woof woooooooof" for the past 20 minutes: never, ever change
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
"Good morning class today we're going to learn what makes a good boy so good" 13/10
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Tim Thompson@b0undless·
Dear Canada, I felt compelled to make something. To stick up for, and to honour. To show our strength, beauty, genius, empathy, light & heart. It's made with deep gratitude for the people and places of this beautiful land. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦❤️✌️💪 vimeo.com/1056619122/f6e…
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
probably should have drawn the line earlier, but actual Nazi salute is kind of a firm one Maybe see y'all where skies are bluer. Maybe not.
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@mjmclean Would have been nice if he'd had or implemented any of these ideas when he was actually a position of authority as Clerk
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@Highly_Touted Also depends on what you are into. If you like comedy there are usually reasonably priced shows within a few streets of the strip. Same for magic if that is your jam. Very cheap option: sit in a casino sports book and catch games. Enjoy people freaking out on weird prop bets.
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@Highly_Touted I say from experience that a week is a loooooong time to be in the core of Vegas. Highly recommend getting out of the city. Grand Canyon bus trips are slightly expensive but it is a full day, so even at ~$120 per could be worth it IMO.
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Slippy@Highly_Touted·
Heading to #Vegas for a week and looking for some inexpensive ideas for entertainment. Would love to catch a #GoldenKnights #VegasBorn game, but probably not at full price...? Suggestions welcome.
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@achapnick Was half expecting a Rickroll, honestly. Very informative!
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This pup is so good at wagging his tail that he broke the space-time continuum. 12/10 honest mistake
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@benFsinger For people who don't drive it's an easy form of recognizable ID. Plus if you're in the habit of carrying it while flying anyway...
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Plz Delete If Not Allowed@benFsinger·
Why do so many Canadians fly domestically with passports? Was this once a rule? Is it the norm in other countries, or do many folks not have another government photo ID? I can see some reasons, but I'm always surprised how many I see on domestic flights.
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Daniel Dunderfelt
Daniel Dunderfelt@ddunderfelt·
Me: the file?? OneDrive: you have a file for me? I can take care of that Me: no I just gave you a file, where did you save it? OneDrive: saving files is my specialty! Just gimme the file Me: I just did and you saved it somewhere. Where did you save it? OneDrive: somewhere, like you said Me: wtf I asked you where you saved it, it was not a statement! OneDrive: ”you saved it somewhere” sure sounds like a statement. And you are correct 😊 Me: okay so where is it? OneDrive: where is what? Me: the file that you took OneDrive: that’s a serious accusation. I do not steal data Me: ugh no… it’s a figure of speech OneDrive: I’m suing you for slander
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Chris Selley
Chris Selley@cselley·
Has Paul McCartney ever apologized for Wonderful Christmastime? Because he should have.
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@MidOfficer Where is 'bring back the walnut crunch' on any political party platform, I ask you
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Mid-Career Army Officer
Mid-Career Army Officer@MidOfficer·
It's time to bring Canadians together in the most Canadian of traditions - a bland compromise that is neither attractive or repulsive, but inoffensive enough to blend into the background of complaining that Tim Hortons used to be better.
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
@dog_rates Quite deliberate in his choice, but he's a stickler for small details
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10
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Daniel Blouin@danielblouin·
One of those days where the default tweet prompt "What is happening!?" seems entirely appropriate
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