Daniel Cristiano Salazar Celis

@cutiieepie6 i wish it were 1998

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@lady_valor_07 none of the above

@MAGANEWS_X A

@AmbitiosL33568 chewing tobacco

What am I??

@Darkdarling00 D

What are the chances you'd vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

@askaya we're healing as a nation

Hey men, how true is this?

@tonyg6969154785 @MissBryant58 @TrumpsHurricane they think we all like Kid Rock 😂 that's because they only like people they agree with politically.

@MissBryant58 @TrumpsHurricane Im not a kid rock fan either. Actually I dont give a shit about any celebrity or athlete that uses their so called fame to make political bullshit talking points.

Singer P!nk calls MAGA an “insult to humanity” and says, “If you’re a Trump supporter, then don’t listen to my music.” What is your Response to her ??

@TrumpsHurricane if you have good tastes, don't listen to her music

@JDJ_MAGA @MAGAVoice this is not a free speech or censorship issue though

@MAGAVoice So wierd seeing MAGA call for someone to be cancelled and censorship after seeing them complain for 4 years while OBiden did it. Some free speech you don't like and you want it censored? Seems about right. Whats left of MAGA are simply the Liberal type Conservatives. Toxic

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just ended Jessica Tarlov’s career demanding she get taken off the Air Reasons why: - “Her Voice” - “Her LIEES” - “Everything else about her” HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. SHE IS HORRIBLE

@lil_nitelite @Amelia558rs funny, none of them were kids on the playground

Wow.... a lot of y'all have SUPER short memories of that time period. Celebs in dresses heels and makeup on the regular (NOT just on stage): David Bowie Lou Reed Iggy Pop Alice Cooper Brian Eno Bryan Ferry Jobriath Freddie Mercury Mick Jagger Peter Gabriel Gary Glitter Phil Manzanera Steve Harley Wayne County Sting Twisted Sister Motley Crue Poison Culture Club And SO SO many more.

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@Maria0843534807 22

How many squares....!!! 99.9% will fail..?

@Oceanbreeze473 Park a car there that will force them to park in front of it

Multiple neighbour’s constantly park like this in front of my drive way. I’ve spoken to all neighbors multiple times, yet it continues. Yesterday I called the police who told me to have them towed. I called several tow companies who said basically they can’t do anything about it What would you do?

@TabsGoBlue @trevormccue @ray3489 So you think autism is a good thing? Is it because it gives you more work?

@trevormccue @ray3489 I work with families that children (young and adult) diagnosed with Autism. Every time I hear RFK spew his ignorance, I am disgusted. I am sorry that this man has been put in this position, and you and others have to be subjected to this vile bullshit.

(Non sports post) This my son. He has autism. He is teaching himself piano and learns songs by ear. He taught himself to read at 2 years old. He’s in the 94th percentile for math. There’s challenges, but he’s the best thing my life. There’s nothing wrong with him. Fuck you RFK.

@TruthToPrevail @KharCapital @GarbageHuman24 @grok And you love your gay looking Golden Doodle

@KharCapital @GarbageHuman24 @grok They love their Shitbulls, the mascot of the low IQ

@EnjoyMelsView @KharCapital @GarbageHuman24 @grok And what kinda gay dog do you have?

@KharCapital @GarbageHuman24 @grok Simple math: Pitbull= trash

@KTLA Hey KTLA, no one cares, would be funny if other stations posted other "appalling" words 😂

A man was killed after a suspected DUI driver crashed into him in Riverside. ktla.com/news/local-new…

@beleuro123 @realChipEvans @EdKrassen Ahh, hated because we can't be taken advantage of anymore, got it.

@realChipEvans @EdKrassen Idiot, you are now the most hated country on earth and all alone now

BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney just assured that Canada will "fight Trump’s tariffs with counter tariffs that will have maximum impact on the United States," before attacking the US's weak border policy and laws. "Criminals are taking advantage of irresponsible American gun laws and their weak border enforcement to bring illegal guns into Canada. Large American online platforms have become seas of racism, misogyny, antisemitism, islamophobia and hate in all its forms."

@EdKrassen Oh no, the price of maple syrup will go up 😂

@JosephFordCotto Yes

Trump wants to defund PBS. Is this what you voted for?

@TwoWeeksLOL @nothing

@nothing until your phone supports these, it's pure garbage

Get ready to tangle.