Two Weeks LOL

@mattvanswol Their handlers don't want it passed

HOW LONG ARE WE SERIOUSLY GOING TO JUST WAIT AROUND ON THE GOP TO PASS THE SAVE ACT?!!!!!!! ARE WE GOING TO JUST CHOOSE TO NOT HAVE SECURE ELECTIONS FOR THE MIDTERMS????? I'm sick of this... It genuinely feels like they are TRYING TO LOSE THE MIDTERMS and I don't know why.

@RapidResponse47 @DAGToddBlanche @POTUS we're paying $28/lb for ribeye.

.@DAGToddBlanche: The Department has executed on @POTUS' Executive Order to stop anti-competitive behavior in the broader food supply market. Later this week, we'll be announcing a historic settlement that will directly affect the prices of proteins like chicken, pork and turkey.

@theficouple Benjamin Harrison, the 23rd president of the United States

@na_option 🤣

@TwoWeeksLOL 😂

Lost overnight green. I’d like to see $387 area hold and push up back up to $401. $TSLA Iran US news slowly but surely becoming irrelevant.

@contractorsPOV yeah i typically add a SC stop before my destination for this exact reason

I was telling someone about today's trip and how the Tesla Trip planner shows me getting to my destination with 10% remaining. This would be fine but the nearest supercharger is 30 miles away. It didn't account for having to get to another charger after arriving. There are slow AC chargers, but nothing that I have time to wait for. Then the conversation turned to - "you never had to do any of this mental gymnastics to plan for charging with your F-150, there's always a gas station at your destination." Which is true, I had never planned a trip with any of my other vehicles around whether or not there would be somewhere to get fuel.

@TheEVuniverse I too have accepted an offer to run the robotaxi division if they ever give one to me. Excited to work with you in the future!

Excited to announce that I have decided to accept an offer to join the Tesla Robotaxi team, working on creating a seamless geotargeted "get robotaxi" order logic right from your X app. They haven't made an offer or anything, but I've decided that if they do, I'll accept it.

@annwmac @bankertobuilder literally the best lot

@TwoWeeksLOL @bankertobuilder LOL no what about this guy… has an on ramp as his driveway. How convenient!!

Imagine how short your commute would be if we had the courage to build highways like this

@MLBShotsFired $9 cotton candy is just too much. someone should do something about this.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@srilankachris @coinbureau @OhioJFS crazy

@TwoWeeksLOL @coinbureau Yep. I’m still paying back SNAP from a $5,000 mistake that they made. Ohio needs to either bill the agent who made the mistake, or forgive the debt. They even admit that it’s not my fault. @OhioJFS

🇺🇸NEW: The IRS may owe REFUNDS to tens of millions of American taxpayers from the COVID-19 era. A court ruled that the entire 3.5-year COVID-19 disaster period (Jan 2020 – May 2023) automatically postponed all federal tax filing and payment deadlines. Every penalty and interest charge assessed during that window may have been improper. Americans will need to manually request relief using Form 843 before the July 10, 2026 deadline.

@Matthew02388332 @bankertobuilder it's overrated.

@TwoWeeksLOL @bankertobuilder yah who needs sunshine

@RustyRoad @bankertobuilder not sure what you mean

@TwoWeeksLOL @bankertobuilder 😂 next level trolling

@wilsonhlthcoach trim it to about 1/4" thick then render the trimmings in the smoker. use the rendered fat for cooking a ribeye.

I was told that I should've trimmed the fat before smoking the brisket. We love fat, so I left it on. What do you think? Trim the fat or leave it on?

@Algr_Myx @bankertobuilder that's what insurance is for

@TwoWeeksLOL @bankertobuilder Winter exists. Also cars flipping over and through your roofs.

@domerfire @greggertruck wait what?

@greggertruck If you flip the gate latches on the tailgate, it makes the truck think the tailgate is closed and allows you to use FSD. Only way I can use FSD while carrying dirt bikes. you probably already know this. but for those who don't...I found it useful.

First test with the magnetic rear mirror attachment for Cybertruck This is so the camera is useful as you drive with the tailgate down In my opinion, this is Tesla‘s biggest miss with this Cybertruck

@nikitabier @boneGPT

@boneGPT If I die, it wasn’t a suicide

@hami86837 @bankertobuilder this guy gets it

@bankertobuilder Having a highway feed straight into my garage would be sick

Florida police officer spends nearly an hour talking man off bridge through prayer trib.al/sdDF9Vw

This is obviously fake. No one would hire a guy that short to tape drywall. Now they have to pay the guy and an alien to get the job done.