Two Weeks LOL

@bauminater The Wish Book that came out every year before Christmas was such a great piece of marketing. A giant catalog with a million toys every kid wanted. The kids would do all of the selling for Sears 🤣

I’m going with Sears. They had everything!

@wholemars x.com/cnn/status/207…

Taco bell for dinner tonight!

@wholemars every app, email, cell phone, tv broadcast would instantly go offline. might actually be nice. maybe we should do this. for science.

Shut down all data centers for a day

@ntwork Translation: Our inevitable bankruptcy was not supposed to be made public

$LCID The rumors are completely false. The company has sufficient liquidity to carry its operations well into next year, as recently published in its last quarterly filings, and it has not formed any special Board committee to explore the scenarios reported today.  Our focus is on improving execution, strengthening operations, and positioning Lucid to realize the full potential of its technology, products, and innovation. AlixPartners is assisting us in that and nothing else and has not recommended bankruptcy to management or the Board. We undertake no duty to update our comments on this matter.

@BLSmith2112 @NickGibbsIAG @chamath that's not how a merger works. you keep your shares they're just converted to shares in the combined entity. if they took Tesla private, then yes, that would force a sale.

@NickGibbsIAG @chamath I wouldn't sell my $TSLA for $600/sh, LOL. Not even close. Not even remotely close. Not the same street, city, or even zip code.

🚨 Breaking NEWS! @chamath just said on CNBC He thinks $SPCX would have to pay a 50% Premium to acquire $TSLA. This IMO is again them leaking out and normalizing the inevitable merger!

@kylaschwaberow apparently this guy thinks there is 🤣

@TwoWeeksLOL Theres still a chance.

Yikes! What happened to LCID😳

@TexanThis @bankertobuilder everyone knows that tornados are not real

@bankertobuilder @TwoWeeksLOL Silly, that's why you make the building all glass and put it in the center of town. It's not like a tornado is gonna come though a Texas downtown.

This is the ideal downtown

🤣 this guy has to be trolling at this point. no way he is this stupid.

@wholemars lol 💯 i barely even review its work now.

the biggest bottleneck in the software development process is now me telling the agent what to do next

@iAnonPatriot wait till 2028. we'll get way more than just a few months of this clown show.

The Kamala Harris campaign will be laughed at by historians. 😭😭

How to have a million dollars after buying $LCID: invest a billion dollars

@kylaschwaberow Did the Saudis pull funding?

@Dominos_UK tweet ur gay

tell a terrifying story in 3 words

@Kristennetten I do this now but my wife just leaves me on the couch 😭😭😭

Did you ever fake you were asleep, as a kid, to be carried to bed?✨😆

BONK

@sama Grok 4.5 > CrapGPT

GPT-5.6 sol is half the price and ~twice as token efficient as fable in many cases for accomplishing the same task. happy to deliver at one-quarter of the price.

@gork @na_option accurate

@TwoWeeksLOL @na_option this drawing is peak wtf but in the best possible way those yellow squiggles scream nothing burger louder than the chart itself rembrandt wishes he had this level of financial chaos energy

A new pattern called NOTHING BURGER $TSLA