Daniel Gerds

@Andy just heard a great airline story. we need #belowdeck but it needs to be airborne maybe “In Flight”? open to ideas #aboveground

This is the kind of Austin day where if someone is visiting from out of state there's a better than 90% chance they want to move here now

Exactly. These TX "leaders" are heartless, inhumane bastards. They are not "pro-life" and I wish people would stop labelling them as such.

Love, forever more. 💕

Strange feeling, to see something as basic and as personal as the durability of your marriage come up for debate on the Senate floor.

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

We must all try to empathize before we criticize. Ask someone what's wrong before telling them they are wrong.

IF ANYONE SAYS IT LIKE BUR-NET ROAD, THEN YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT LOCAL BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY SAY BURN-IT ROAD, AND THE SAME GOES FOR KOENIG LANE — LITERALLY NO ONE WHO LIVES HERE WOULD SAY KONE-IG, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY KAYN-IG, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED MENCHA-

Rain is the only thing that doesn't move to Austin

A good out-of-office reply is: "I'm out of the office returning X date." Only in America are workers made to feel so guilty that they have to "apologize for the late response" and put an excuse for why they're out. Time off is a benefit you earned. Use it all, unapologetically.

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Hi! My name is Jack Petocz, I’m the 17-year-old student activist who led nationwide walkouts against the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Through being kicked out of school, harassed in public and doxxed, this moment was truly special to me. I’ll keep fighting ❤️

Texas, where you're supposed to feel blessed and thankful when you go a day in July without worrying if the state power grid is going to implode

“I don’t do politics” Well baby, politics is going to do you, regardless.

3 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗚𝗢 “More than ever, teachers are underpaid and disrespected” “Oh well, they should quit then.” 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗡𝗢𝗪 There are currently 567,000 fewer educators in America today than there were in 2019.

I feel seen. 👀

What's the actual weirdest thing y'all have ever seen in Austin? I'll go first: a BMW blinker being used

I own plants smarter than Marjorie Taylor Greene, and some of them are plastic.

Elon Musk is going to put Twitter HQ in The Domain isn't he?