@PorkManEarl Would you rather smuggle drugs across the border or have the Knicks lose in the first round of the playoffs against the Hawks?
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Dan Goodstadt
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Dan Goodstadt
@danielgoodstad2
Huge Didi Gregorius Enthusiast | Syracuse 26’
Chappaqua, NY Katılım Eylül 2020
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@haywoodheatle I’m dead sober off of alcohol. #professional account
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I’m blackout drunk on one Diet Coke right now
#theman
#leybronjames
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The World Baseball Classic has exceeded expectations.
If you’re not a big baseball fan, turn on the USA vs Dominican game tomorrow night at 8pm and tell me you don’t love the sport.
Report back to me ⬇️
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@haywoodheatle Would you rather be Bam Adebayo today or Dorm Stuck jamming with me
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Top 2 worst things to ever happen on planet earth:
1. Crying babies on planes
2. Wet socks/shoes
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@haywoodheatle Beat the Chargers with 3rd graders as o lineman.
Beat the Texans with R.T. At QB
Beat the Broncos who missed 7 field goals and had Jarrett Stidham at QB
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@_RunninOnDunkin it’s time I become a @chargers fan for the next month.
You ready for Boston Elimination part 2?
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Great Feelings (no order)
1. Taking off ski boots
2. Your turn to get off a plane
3. Food comes when out at restaurant
4. Tweet comes in that your team had made an acquisition.
5. Fully charged phone
6. Getting into bed after shower
7. Hitting a put to save triple bogey
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@richtakes some people just don’t understand the impactful vlog of ♛AU$TIN♛
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@thewitmaster No one wants to talk about the outstanding job Nick Sirianni has done this year with his Philadelphia Eagles, pure class.
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No disrespect to @nflnetwork but Rich Eisen is horrible. No energy, no excitement, nothing.
A good game between two really good teams is almost boring because of the commentary crew.
#nfl
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