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Hey sluts, I made a new comic! Laser Witch Gang 2 is available at @silversprocket_ , @sourcherrycomix, Cape and Cowl, Mission: Comics, Comix Experience, Dr. Comics and Mr Games and Green Apple (the Richmond one, sunset tbd) RIGHT NOW, and some other places LATER

Had to describe to dad how to unhook the portable dishwasher nozzle and it's very difficult to do so without using the words "Pull back the foreskin"

me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band the decemberists:

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

Al-hashimi was b-tier before the reveal she was practicing medicine under wildly irresponsible circumstances. "Night shift" season doesn't work because all of the characters there exist to make a contrast with the day shift.

Langdon would be next to santos if I was confident that his misogyny was an on-purpose part of his character and not the writers' Dr. J is S but had nothing to do this season Robby and Mohan in the same tier makes me feel like a Third Way, Andrew Yang guy but it's my truth.

Gal gadot heard they were killing an asian person and signed on immediately

Everyone I personally know who is working on machine learning has a deep love for humanity and a fear for what comes next and is working overtime to mitigate risk any way they know how according to their position and skills.

Batman at the start of a batman story: This city is SCARED of me... I've seen its butthole... I've seen this cities butthole... and I didn't LIKE what I saw... once you've seen a cities butthole, it KNOWS you've seen its butthole... and it's SCARED

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Then they also have my Venmo and can pay me accordingly

imagine getting to the top floor and seeing the tom cruise boss health bar pop up

*seeing the trailer for The Drama* oh shit, one of The Faces of Haim is in this movie

Before search engines were a concern you were allowed to name your band after a place. Chicago. Asia. Boston. Kansas.

8 episode seasons and staggered release schedules means that there's only between 1 and 0 real shows airing at any given time and the 2nd through 5th biggest show on is always some fake ass 30 rock shit.

Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a new series about movies titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’. Coming soon to BBC and Netflix. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/global…)

This is why I think Sequel Revisionism is not as likely to happen as it was for the prequels. Revenge of the Sith isn't a movie about how Attack of the Clones sucked shit.

Remember when Rose Tico spent the third movie in the Cuck Chair?