Danielle Tufano

Clark is very outdoorsy 🐾

I hate whoever wrote this.

I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

This made my day.

“Last night I had a dream we were in the elevator and not only did it start plummeting down, but it actually started barrel rolling with us in it. And I was standing in this same exact spot in the elevator in my dream.” <—how I greet my coworkers in the elevator now, I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️

This caught my eye while visiting GiGi's Playhouse today, so I had to get it! ❤️

Cool. Now where can we stream Selena the movie for free because now I want to watch…

Me watching the little Uber Eats car on its way with my Chilis Triple Dipper.

I think I’m ready for #dipmas ✔️

@MazurRadio I’m not friends with animals like that.

Whenever I’m at someone’s house and they have their TP roll UNDER instead of OVER, I change it to the right way. I was just told that sometimes people do this if they have kids/cats that mess with the TP. Now I feel bad that I have maybe caused so much TP stress in homes. 🧻🙊

Master bathroom sink drain clog fixed and 3 toilet seats replaced in my house. I’m going to make someone an amazing husband one day. 😂

“I know you have been busy at your job keeping track of all of your paperwork documents and transactions.” -My grandma pretending like she remembers what I do for work

The Wet Bandits - Halloween 2024.

Keep it spooky, Aurora. 💀

@RyanSnow @SeanHayes

@danielletufano @SeanHayes I think they did in 2017.

Hello @SeanHayes - Have you guys ever considered doing a Will & Grace reboot? I have been rewatching and remembering how funny this show was!

I give up 👵🏼