Daniel Maier

“Never apologise, never explain.” Sorry, that’s a John Wayne quote.

Beauty Banks helps people across the UK who are in hygiene poverty. They need your help more than ever - any donations are very much appreciated. Read more below. Thanks! beautybanks.org.uk

I was invited to share my brainspew on the latest ep of this excellent pod. Check it out!

I was going to Bench Boost this week in #FPL. I missed the deadline by about three minutes. Here is my bench. I am dead.

@almurray Yep. Gave up after second one.

Anyone else's Sky Q crashing?

Ow, Vienna. #Eurovision2025

Great to watch #nufc at @dillons36th today, despite the 7am start.

@Beathhigh *dancing baby gif*

@danielmaier One for the kids there…

Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.

Really can’t enough of this pic.

The cover of @newscientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need.

“Can’t be that hard to get three green arrows in a row in #fpl…” Me:

Steve McFadden rightly praised for his recent Eastenders work - but let's also celebrate his trademark move. youtu.be/fS3U_AraWfI?si…

@stephanddom Cheers! Hope all's good with you.

Good evening folks! Exciting things are coming soon so keep your eyes peeled!! Here’s me with a negroni 🫣👀💖

He’s got off lightly there, all things considered.

Brighton area! I’m putting on this night on Feb 8. Jangle! 60s! Indie shambling! Come down. facebook.com/share/15cwLf5L…

Me at Bluesky. bsky.app/profile/daniel…

Fuck’s sake, Sacha. Two hours. #MAFSUK

Thoughts with fellow Diaz owners. #fpl #FPLCommunity

@StuartMaconie Thanks chief!

This is genius

Putin interpreter pt3 - a question from the floor! @danielkmaier/video/7431242105520950560?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7426342097194862112" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@danielkmaier/…