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Daniel Whale

@danielwhale

Katılım Kasım 2011
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Adam Keys
Adam Keys@adamkeys_·
Listen to the commentary. You’d be forgiven for thinking a player who put it in the top bin with a first time strike would be getting the praise, but no… it’s the one who played a five yard, bobbling pass. Absolutely mind blowing.
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Joe Crann
Joe Crann@YesWeCrann·
This time the embargoes are with regards to ‘Regulation 16.21.8 - Future Financial Information’ and ‘P&S Rule 2.10.3 - Secure Funding’, which are - to oversimplify it - linked to an inability to prove that the club can be funded going forward.  thestar.co.uk/sport/football… #SWFC
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@AccidentalP He is side-on to the board like a football manager up in the stands
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Accidental Partridge
Accidental Partridge@AccidentalP·
Go to London, I guarantee you'll...
Matt Goodwin@GoodwinMJ

All these things happened to me in London today I paid nearly £30 for a train ticket to take me into London from a town just 30 miles away —on a Saturday The first person I sat next to, I think from India, decided to have a FaceTime conversation with his friend on speakerphone so we all had to listen to it The train was late by 40 minutes due to unexplained “signalling issues”. It was also filthy. I paid nearly £8 for a pint I offered a woman my seat on the tube without realising she was with a man who intervened and said “no man”. He was not from the UK. I think he took my gesture as an insult. I was asked for money by homeless people 3 times in one day I noticed several people who are paid to give information to taxpayers and tourists over the tannoy on the London Tube cannot speak English properly A cabbie told me “London is dead most nights”, unless you are the global high net worth set or top 1% Restaurants are visibly struggling and often hideously overpriced I had dinner in a neighbourhood where the average rent is £3,663 per month while half of all local social housing has gone to people who were not even born in the UK I was constantly aware I should not get my phone out on the street as 80,000 were stolen last year I also read on the way back while checking that stat that there were 90,000 shoplifting offences in London last year, up 54% My train back —delayed—was suddenly changed at the last minute with all passengers on board. They were told it would no longer be stopping at all stops. I bought a tin of instant coffee on the way home and it had a security tag on it Maybe I’m in a bad mood and perhaps it’s amusing to think how somebody of my political outlook is “triggered” but to me there is a deeper point here London is over —it’s so over It’s a city in visible decline with deteriorating standards and no real sense of identity or belonging Going in and out of our capital city is a truly miserable experience Infrastructure is falling apart, as is the social contract I’ve been coming in and out of London since 1981 I simply cannot remember a time when it’s been this visibly dire and when so many things just do not work as they should

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Matthew Stanger
Matthew Stanger@MatthewStanger·
Mason Mount set up the winning goal in a Champions League final, but yes Robbie, this is the best half an hour he’s ever had on a football pitch
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@SoVeryBritish I’d also say to take a wide position, away from a feasible ordering point
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Guide to going to the front of the queue to look at what’s at the counter (e.g. to see how many sausage rolls remain) without looking like you’re pushing in: 1. Stay slightly bent/stooped to look temporary. This helps a great deal. Standing straight will cause the queue to panic. 2. Squint and push your lips to the side to show you’re thinking. Keep your hand to your chin unless pointing at a specific item (note: only point if showing the queue you’re counting an item - in which case, count out loud quietly). 3. Go “hmm” and mutter to yourself a lot. Perhaps say, “Sorry, I’m just checking...” to nobody in particular. 4. If you have friends or family in the queue, use them by occasionally looking back and mouthing something or giving a thumbs up. This gives the rest of the queue great relief. 5. Say “okay” and retreat as soon as possible.
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Alex Miller
Alex Miller@AlexMiller91·
Goal disallowed. Confusion. Gassama tucks in and finishes past Wildsmith. Ref appeared happy with it but spoke to the linesman who then flags. #SWFC🦉
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@rebecca_cobb @falmouthbooks Hi Rebecca, we loved That Christmas, congratulations! It brought the books together really nicely. Just out of interest, was there anything behind Danny Higgins changing to Williams?
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Rebecca Cobb
Rebecca Cobb@rebecca_cobb·
To celebrate the film THAT CHRISTMAS coming to Netflix on 4th December, I’m signing, dedicating and drawing in any of the books I’ve illustrated ordered from @falmouthbooks by this date! Please see the form on their website if you’d like to order any: falmouth-bookseller.co.uk/that-christmas… 🎄❄️
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@spadangmusic @RingGo_parking Yeah same. Paid twice because no session showing in the app. Now who refunds? More chance of contacting the council than Ringo I suspect…
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@sainsburys just to let you know that searching for apple juice and orange juice doesn’t work. You actually have to search “not from concentrate” to find these products!!
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Tom Whale
Tom Whale@tomwhale87·
Hope they took him into custardy
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@tobytarrant This suggests she is right handed and therefore in worlds of trouble
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Toby Tarrant
Toby Tarrant@tobytarrant·
Can't work out if Peppa is left handed and about to pull this ball for six ...or right handed and is too late on this shot and is about to wear it right in the face Hopefully the latter. Serves her right for not wearing a lid against short pitched bowling and smiling about it.
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@swfc Gareth Southgate might be available?
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Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday@swfc·
We have vacancies available to join our off-field team at Hillsborough for the upcoming campaign! 🦉 Details here 👇 #swfc
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@SoVeryBritish Can we clap and hit frying pans outside our front door for him at 8pm?
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Gareth Southgate has resigned. Who should be the next England manager? (Ridiculous answers only, please)
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Daniel Whale
Daniel Whale@danielwhale·
@parkrunUK Youngest on debut at Leatherhead a week after her 4th birthday!
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ITV Football
ITV Football@itvfootball·
“I definitely crossed the line.” Roy Keane opens up about the moment he went too far in criticising Harry Maguire and the apology that followed 🤝 @WeAreTheOverlap
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Dom Howson
Dom Howson@domhowson·
Mainoo must have had more touches in this half than Gallagher had in the entire time he was on the pitch. Easy to say with hindsight but Mainoo or Wharton should have started. So impressed again with Guehi. Has been rock solid. Done the basics well.
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Alex Miller
Alex Miller@AlexMiller91·
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