Danny Wildman

#mufc's next two fixtures: - Aston Villa (A) - Newcastle (H) How many points can we pick up out of 6?

@utdreport 8 points from these last five games is atrocious

What are your thoughts?

@Ankaman616 Same old shit

Afternoon Reds. Describe that first half for me in 3 words. #MUFC

@90sWWE @Ansell1877

@SamC_reports Shite

Thoughts on the 11?

What TV show absolutely nailed it's finale?

Get in !!!!!!!! #Mufc

@Limeylizzie @simonloverules

When having a shit, I often wipe my nose and then wipe my arse using the same toilet paper. Feels nice and gooey.

Like most straight men I've never had a cock up my arse. To see if I could be a gay, I fashioned my own dildo out of some old BMX grips and the kitchen roll holder - complete with a rounded bog roll helmet squeezed under a condom. It wasn't great TBH.

English referees showing their incompetence again #anthonytaylor

@JonDeighton @HomeOfCricket Same here Shambles

@HomeOfCricket Won't even let me login into my Lords account.

🙌 Almost time to enter our Public Ticket Ballot for 2024... #LoveLords

#Ashes2023 #EnglandCricket Brilliant fightback lads 🙌 @chriswoakes Fantastic performance this series

🥹 #BBCCricket #Ashes

@MichaelBensonn @BTSportBoxing

Dev Sahni (representing Frank Warren's Queensberry Promotions) makes the case for Daniel Dubois beating Oleksandr Usyk at today's press conference ahead of Aug 26th… [🎥 @BTSportBoxing]

Mark Wood Brilliant ⚡

@englandcricket Express

One word to describe Mark Wood? 👇 #EnglandCricket | #Ashes

Come on boys 💪 #Ashes2023

Rochester #workingaway

open.spotify.com/track/5uSzzS2W… Morning 🙌