Pontiflex

Better put a tweet out before I get purged!

I'm gonna burn this place down you motherfuckers.

@rfbrg_ @nosubway19 @bitcoin_badger_ @Kapusta60502095 @GraphicW5 You can do blasts in an underground mine and the rock just metres away doesn't collapse (🤞). 120m deep sounds safe to me.

I keep getting added to bitcoin lists. Actually do ONE.

@1lovemilfs Wild garlic cheese on toast is my springtime treat

@1lovemilfs it's time!

@avanti_archive New meaning to 'plate armour'

Dilara Findikoglu FW23 RTW

@Channel4 @Crufts #Delia OES

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@fesshole It used to mean idiot. Like 50yrs ago.

Moved to the UK about 5 years ago to be with my now wife, who over the years convinced me 'nonce' was slang for idiot. I couldn't comprehend why some guy who cut me off at a roundabout tried running me off the road when I shouted he was a nonce.

@1lovemilfs I'll ping you as/when I find more etymological gems!

@1lovemilfs this is the type of place I get my vocabulary from:

When you ski down the side Of a Scottish mountain side That's Avimore, ay? 🎶

Nice find down the second-hand shop. I didn't buy it... #LeeAndersonMP #LeeAnderthal #ToryLiars #ToryCorruption

@Allusionalley Best pick n mix in the world!

Where can a princess shop for a prince? WILLworths.

@kreppant Oh dear and How wonderful😇🥲

There was an old vicar from Kings Who talked about God and such things But his real desire was a boy in the choir with a bottom like jelly on springs.

@colingething What type of cat is that?

@Allusionalley are they tho?

@dankest_in They are scarecrows.

Does a farmer walk around his farm? No, he CircumnaviGATES it.