dan kirby

Start renationalising them - without any compensation - and claw back the outrageous, effective theft of money and assets that were owned by the UK taxpayer .

@LeeJarvis10 There's no accounting for the utter stupidity of some people,shouldn't be allowed to have a dog

Just seen a bloke walking his dog. The Dog was pulling him over to get into the shade. The dog was blowing and struggling. Why are you walking your dog in this heat at this time of day. Bloke was in shorts and a vest. The dog on the other hand had his furry + thick coat on. 😢

@Kristinartz Italian

If you had to choose between Italian and Mexican food, which one would you choose to eat for the rest of your life? 🌮 🍕 🍝

@Perky_43 Absolute cunt

I wonder how she treats her own children? 🚨 CONVICTED | Tara Myles, 33, from #weymouth, Dorset DT4 – starved and neglected a French bulldog until she was so unwell she had to be put to sleep. Mother-of-two Myles pleaded guilty to an animal welfare offence, following an investigation by the RSPCA. Her victim was a seven-year-old French bulldog called Mali, who became severely malnourished and dehydrated after being denied food or water over a prolonged period. Myles’ partner eventually took the stricken pet to a vet by which time she was in a collapsed state, emaciated and doubly incontinent. The vet had no option but to put Mali to sleep to end her awful suffering. In their report to the court, the vet wrote of Mali: “’On initial observation, it was clear that she was moribund … and very weak. We had to double check she was still alive. “Mali was very quiet, depressed and only able to lift her head slightly, she was dull but seemed aware of her surroundings and appeared fearful. “She was emaciated with a body condition score of 0-1 out of 9 (the lowest possible rating) and her mucous membranes were very pale white in colour and dry to the touch. “The claws on all four of her feet were very overgrown and one of them had actually grown into her digital pad by approximately 1cm – this was surrounded by a purulent discharge. “There was sufficient evidence from the physical exam to state that Myles had not met the basic welfare needs of her dog for a duration of months." In mitigation, Myles said she was “struggling with difficulties in her personal life and her mental health”. Following the sentencing, RSPCA Inspector Patrick Bailey, who investigated for the animal welfare charity, said: “The circumstances surrounding Mali’s death are tragic, and were caused because her owner showed shocking disregard for her welfare. Anyone could tell just from a glance that she was in desperate need.” Sentencing | ordered to pay a £200 fine, £400 costs and a £80 victim surcharge. 10-year ban. Source UKACF.

A fake plumber, a fake NHS worker and a fake soldier walk into a bar. Barman says "On your own tonight, Mr Kenyon? What'll it be?"

One in five people arrested over 2024 riots have since been reported for domestic abuse theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/m…

@BriggsonBeer @ThwaitesBrewery No,much prefer a straight glass

I do prefer a dimpled barrel glass when drinking cask ale. However, I was most disappointed when a traditional @ThwaitesBrewery pub didn’t have any! 🙈 Do you prefer a dimpled pint tankard?

@history99917180 Only 26 hours a day.....very poor show 😂😂

15. And I worked for 26hrs a day. Then I’d go to school. The kids of today have no idea.

@Mikehomeseller The Beatles Teenage fanclub Mudhoney

Which artist or Band do you own the most music from? #mikesquestions

@WorkElizab Frankel

Your turn

@AiraMalik23 8

Pick your seat 🪑

Please retweet, never rehome your pets online, cruel people don't always look cruel. Mark Cuthbert bought over 50 pets online to use as bait for his hunting dogs to rip apart. #Ayr #Scotland He sent his partner to pick the pets up as people are more likely to trust a woman. Sellers thought the pets were going to loving homes. JAILED FOR 10 MONTHS, 10 YEAR BAN, DETAILS👇 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s…… Never sell or give your pets away on pet selling sites or social media. Cruel people can fake being kind. #dogs #cats #puppies #Kittens #pets 2019 #adoptdontshop @KatieAmess @AndrewRosindell @PETAUK @APDAWG1 @domdyer70

Nearly 10,000 foreign national offenders have been removed from the UK since July 2024 - up 36% compared to the previous 21 months. That includes nearly 100 murderers, 600 sexual offenders and hundreds of violent offenders, alongside thousands more convicted criminals.

@eatinerni 2b4d

Pick one per row 👇 No cheating! 👀

@BritainisCool None of them wankers

Who would you prefer as UK Prime Minister?

@orleansway This probably won't go down very well but Hotel California Baba O'reilly

@def_leppar20044 The Joshua tree

Which one of these albums would you choose?

@VintageRockN_85 1

Pick your number!!! 🤘🏻🎸

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