Dan Lamb

I miss you brother.

@AxialEquatorial @RepJackKimble

@RepJackKimble She deleted because you’re a fake. There is no Rep Jack Kimble from California.

Aw, she deleted :-(

@TaraBull Or maybe it’s Trump’s gigantic ass causing the chair to cave in.

The sofa cushion was clearly custom made to make Xi’s seat noticeably higher than Trump’s, even though Trump is 4 inches taller.

@JeebsTX @Tesla @tesla_na Model Y just isn’t big enough.

@danlamb @Tesla @tesla_na How large?

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@kevinolearytv You’re increasing the cost of electricity for everyone. No one wants that.

Why is there suddenly such an aggressive push against American data centers and AI infrastructure? After seeing a major spike in coordinated opposition campaigns around our Utah projects, we conducted a digital audit and traced a large amount of the activity back to an organization called Alliance for a Better Utah, which has been pushing misinformation throughout Box Elder County about our data center developments. What’s even more concerning is where the funding appears to originate. After reviewing IRS Form 990 filings and tracing the network behind it, the money appears tied to Chinese linked funding channels connected through an organization called Arabella. Think about the incentive, if China is racing to dominate AI and compute capacity, why wouldn’t they want to slow American infrastructure down?

@JeebsTX @Tesla @tesla_na cadillac.com/electric/vistiq

Natalie Harp, an aide who reportedly works closely with Trump to manage his online footprint, is facing unverified rumors of an affair with the president.

Updated Tesla lineup and pricing in the US:

@chiky_handlr Nah… Trump’s ginormous fat ass just sank into the cushion.

The sofa cushion was clearly custom-made. Xi Jinping’s seat was obviously higher than Trump’s, even though Trump is about 10 centimeters taller than Xi. The Chinese Communist Party puts enormous thought and calculation into details like these.

@Nursejanefuzwuz @johnrich Why do you care what other people do? Them wearing a mask has zero impact on your life.

Am I the only one starting to see people wearing masks? Saw two yesterday...I will not play that stupid game again.

@RobSchneider How will they ever recover from this?

I am canceling my plans to visit the United Kingdom. The despicable treatment of their own citizens in favor of invaders by their Government is truly disgusting.

@AvasFlowers @OutdoorsBreak @ejlastes You regret that you did didn’t meet my expectations? You sent flowers with someone else’s name on them to my house. You completely fucked up my order. And now you refuse to refund it. Your company is absolute trash.

@danlamb @OutdoorsBreak @ejlastes We sincerely apologize that your experience gave you that impression. We understand your frustration and regret that we did not meet your expectations.

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@AvasFlowers @mehtaharsh41 @shellastew @NoBotForSupport “Frustration regarding the arrangement received”… YOU GUYS DELIVERED SOMEONE ELSE’S ORDERS TO MY HOUSE! You never fucking gave me my flowers!

@danlamb @mehtaharsh41 @shellastew @NoBotForSupport We sincerely apologize for the experience and understand your frustration regarding the arrangement received. We regret that the outcome did not meet your expectations.

Hey @AvasFlowers - how do I get some customer support because your chat bot is no help and your phone line just kept sending me in a circle.

@AvasFlowers @DaniM52785 You claim to understand our frustration, yet do NOTHING to help your customers.

@danlamb @DaniM52785 We sincerely apologize for the experience and understand your frustration. We do review concerns shared with us and work to provide resolutions based on the information available for each order.

Spent a ton of $$ at @AvasFlowers for Mothers' Day. Plant still hasn't arrived. @AvasFlowers flowers says tough crap. No refunds. My 83 year old mom is out of luck. @AvasFlowers you guys suck!!!

@AvasFlowers @Ginitrix You appreciate my feedback? Eat a bag of dicks.

@danlamb @Ginitrix We sincerely apologize for the experience and understand your frustration. We regret that the resolution provided did not meet your expectations and appreciate your feedback regarding the matter.

@AvasFlowers I ordered flowers for my mom to be delivered Saturday 5/9/26. I received a text prior saying there was an issue with my order and I needed to select something else with a few choices. Ok, fine. I selected roses and a box of chocolate covered strawberries.

@AvasFlowers @ILLtechnicMusic @daringlucile You sincerely apologize, yet refused to make it right.

@danlamb @ILLtechnicMusic @daringlucile We sincerely apologize for the experience and understand your frustration. We regret that the resolution provided did not meet your expectations.

ordered a bouquet of flowers for my MIL through @AvasFlowers and they cancelled my order last minute 🤡 thanks for nothing. what a scam

@AvasFlowers @pvon2323 I cannot believe I was stupid enough to spend money at your business.

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@AvasFlowers @ejlastes Do you regret it? I don’t think you give one single fuck.

@danlamb @ejlastes We sincerely apologize for the experience and understand your frustration regarding the incorrect card and delivery concerns. We regret that this situation caused disappointment and did not meet your expectations.

@AvasFlowers You had a chance to make it right. Your company is TRASH.

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@AvasFlowers Yet you refuse to make it right.

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