Daniel Martinez

Note to self: @progressive has one of the worst self claim portals ever and doesn't seem to want to give me the ability to say "your client blindsided me when he ran a red light" option, so no I can't give you a measurable distance or tell you I saw him before I got hit.

Some people don't need or deserve director titles.

@jamestalarico Theology is clearly not your strength.

I approve this message.

They sure had those signs printed fast...

@ForTheWin Oh shut the hell up

The USA men’s hockey team utterly failed to meet the cultural moment ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/o…

@thenation Just tell us you hate your lives and can't stand for a national team to celebrate a major win. I honestly thought you were satire. Get wrecked.

After the US won gold in men's hockey, FBI director Kash Patel was filmed with the team guzzling beer, jumping around, and thumping the table like a drunken frat boy. It was a humiliating display, write Dave Zirin and Jules Boykoff. thenation.com/article/societ…

@washingtonpost He sang a song called Safaera, which is about engaging in anal and oral sex while on drugs. So wholesome...

Analysis: In general, Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show had the kind of wholesome, traditional family values that would have fit right in with some of the more sentimental commercials that appeared during the game. wapo.st/4r0BKOB

@BleacherReport In what world?

BAD. BUNNY. 🔥 WHAT A SHOW 😮‍💨

@RGIII Nope

Dear World, this is a safe space. What did you think about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime performance?

Gotta love a halftime show where the majority of the audience doesn't understand the language.

Can someone give some captions of what's going on here? #SuperBowl

There's always that one coworker who thinks because they went to a big school, that it puts anyone who didn't, beneath them. Mam, you work in marketing, no one cares.

Bruce Springsteen had that like, one song in 1984, that was cool.

People clearly don't know what it takes to close a hotel, especially in the manner this one had to go through. It takes literally weeks to close a hotel that's been planned. Closing one with a snap of a finger takes just a little bit longer to flush out.

@samsclubhelp Can you all help? I did a pickup order last night (1/5/26) and the item I was given had a Best Buy Date of 1/5/26. That's a bit unacceptable.

Get Terry Bradshaw out of here. He can't keep up anymore.

@PaulieTakes Secondhand stupid.

Texas would beat Indiana in their current form

@PaulieTakes This is a parody account right?

Happy Indiana elimination day! They’ve played nobody all season and are going to get exposed by a great SEC program in Alabama today.

Why do we even care what Chappell Roan has to say about anything?

Great, now we have to hear more of Wilbon talking about how HIS BEARS beat the Packers without their QB for another few weeks.