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@dannowander

crack yr knuckles for me ☆ミ

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dn@dannowander·16 Nis

the people need to know. the folks at scientology dont want this information spreading but you all deserve some REAL guidance from a REAL #sleepymaxxer

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has science figured out how to fit this into a schedule

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mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki@moll11y·20h

*when a dog is really cute but barks a lot* you gotta separate the arf from the arfist

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Zweil@somethings_awry·1d

I love cooking and baking but what I'm really good at is turning a 45 minute recipe into a two and a half hour struggle for my life

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peepoopoopoo@peepeepoopoo241·1d

jerk your penis, the value of which fluctuates based on market conditions

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Cüneyt@Cuneyt_S_Sevi·23h

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dn@dannowander·16h

@calicritter_ i dont even know how i gave the impression im in need of a gun BUT U ARE RIGHT. i could fix many issues with this.

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Buck@Buck36043Buck·1d

This is not a Safe Space You need to start Running Thanks

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Smackdaddy Garbanzo@SpunkityBall·1d

Twinter the only plarpre weeee wew articuliculate sentenences stist get misinterprerpreteded Yay can sou “Ikill pakecans” and momeboby will sas “Safflesyaffles haffles Martys?” No bats . SaDDen awww. new sentence: Whereyou going?bYe.

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FIORE@drakebonergif·1d

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

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@calicritter_ nevermind jamie told me he sent it u AND FAILED TO MENTION THIS EARLIER !!! i hope u like it ;u;

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shoutout my fanfic which isnt getting its part 2 until 2030

Six Flags Old Man💛🎹@VinceresALoser

cranking to the king in yellow call that hasturbating

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@calicritter_ oh my god calico iv not even sent u the SFAWTDE fic if ur familiar with the series would you like the link?? part 1 is posted on ao3 already ehehe

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softhacked furby god@evilrelaysp0rt·1d

i'm crying those are literally just balls of lint

houndstooth balance@stridden

rail with hatchlings 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Grande@Sixrande·2d

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Sparrow@photon010·1d

Girls night!!

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eggnog@sdhgsdlfighs·2d

i got kicked out of class for watching porn on my smart vape

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sofო 🇬🇪@muenleith·2d

how embarrassing is it having to learn the language that shouldve been your mother language

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Isaac@isaacturnersong·1d

A Moment At Freddy’s

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🐑@oiasdhj_·2d

아니 근데 이 스킨 엉덩이가 왤케 커보이지?? 아 웃기게 진짜

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Mia@boygrrI·2d

we got The Event friday

Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

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tomi@scrungeonmaster·2d

going up the stairs 2 at a time: bold. invigorating. powerful and efficient going down the stairs 2 at a time: scary scary scary scary scary fucking scary

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⟢ ⟣@vamptact·2d

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