Dan E Sioux

Just back from #dogdayafternoon in Crystal Palace and it was excellent! I saw Blondie for the first time and it was Debbie Harry’s birthday, happy birthday gorgeous lady! ❤️❤️❤️#HappyBirthdayDebbieHarry #Legend #Icon #punk

Rachel, I get you were embarrassed, but turning one crude joke into a continuous sulk and acting like the whole house is bullying you? That’s not hurt, that’s main character syndrome with extra victim sprinkles. Own the awkwardness and move the fuck on! #MAFSAU

@BritofBaking Also: “Take accountability” “give me the ick” “Mic drop”

MAFS Australia drinking game: Drink everytime someone says: "It's not okay to..." "Gentleman" - this can include "As a gentleman" or "Being a gentleman" "I'm old school" "Ride or die" "Finger banged" #mafsaus #mafs #mafsaustralia

@ceetheunknown Bec would love to be like Gia. Gia wants Danny… it’s a weird dynamic

So nobody is gonna ask why Bec felt so comfortable confiding in Gia #MAFSAU

Poor Scott. He has no idea what a c*nt Gia actually is. #MAFSAU

Gia doing her best Lady Macbeth #MAFSAU

Oh ffs Rachel making this about her. What a surprise, #MAFSAU

@MAFSshatposting Have to admit, it’s the Gia vs Bec rivalry that got me hooked although I think both are awful. Tyson, Brook and Juliette are just nasty with no entertainment value at all.

@dannysioux This is pretty standard, to be fair...

#mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia It is time for a survey: WHO IS TWAT OF THE SERIES SO FAR?

@MAFSshatposting First season I’ve seen. Are the contestants not usually this toxic?

@dannysioux Forgot about Tyson and Brook. Man, this series has been full o' twats....

@GythaOgg0105 😂

@dannysioux Yup!

Bec wants to address Juliette’s behaviour at the dinner in front of everyone. Basically, she’s looking for more drama then? #MAFSAU

@lufcgrace Nope. Been thinking it since her tantrum during the intimacy task when Stephen didn’t kiss her (and who can blame him?)

Am I the only one who thinks Rachel is a bit a) two faced and b) mega over the top? #mafsau #mafsaus

Juliette is vile. #MAFSAU

@marybjkelly Yeah. Julia was the only one that seemed ok to me.

@dannysioux Rude but total over reaction from Rachel. All the women seem mad this season.

I don’t get Rachel’s problem with what Bec said? Didn’t she make the same announcement to the group. What’s the difference with Bec saying it?#mafsau

Bec is right about Scott at least #MAFSAU

@Josiean99595521 Yeah massive overreaction from Rachel

@dannysioux Yeah I agree, it wasn’t like she was actually making a joke out of it either she was congratulating them, the same she did with filip and Stella

@gentle_nic29012 The word they beeped was finger bang

@dannysioux She must have used a really horrid word to describe what they did.

Rachel (to Becs): “you’re not understanding”. Err… she’s not the only one. #mafsau

@Timoldland In da Club - 50 Cent Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive All About The Bass - Meaghan Trainor Get Ur Freak On - Missy Elliot Back For Good/Pray/A Million Love Songs- Take That Last Christmas - Wham!

What songs can you simply NOT listen to? They instantly make you skip the track or change station? For me there are only two. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen The 2nd particularly is so terrible and ingrained into my brain from attending a glut of 80s and 90s family weddings that I simply cannot allow it in my ears.

@laurenjad3x I know what you mean. A bit like an angry squirrel

Becs facial expressions alone are enough to infuriate me id swill her #MAFSAU