Dan Olds

@hpcnotes @thoefler Raises my hand

Had a good chat over lunch yesterday with @thoefler about a most important topic of mutual interest … … airline miles/points and qualities 😁 How may other people in #HPC are geeks on this topic?

@ElonMuskNews47 Yes, I'm pretty damn sure I would

@elonmusknews30 Hey, just getting home from SC25, didn't see you there!

@HotAisle I'm older, I remember when the stapler was cutting edge tech and the cause of a tech bubble.

I'm this old.

@_mostwanted002_ @HotAisle I would have a one word response to this: El Capitan...oh, wait, that's two words. But Frontier is one word. Pretty sure both have decent performance and scale (wish there was a 'heavy sarcasm' font)

I just love when wannabe experts with absolutely no knowledge (purely reading hype headlines) get fact checked on this platform. CC: @HotAisle

@HotAisle Yes, but is it AI enabled? Does it learn from all of your past fan usage and then predict your future usage? Seems like that's the next step, right? 😆

Feels like the future finally arrived. I put a cheap WiFi relay on my living room ceiling fan, hooked it up in SmartLife, and now I can just say, “Hey Siri, living room fan on/off.”

@libbyemmons This isn't real. The picture is too good as is the audio. The cuts and slight angle changes show pro editing chops. Also her makeup is perfect too. As is her story line.

She's getting divorced bc her marriage doesn't meet her fantasy expectations, then claims that not only can't she "be herself" around her husband but at 32 she doesn't even know who she is yet. Send the meteor. This is why we can't have nice things.

Awful Tech Today: how AI will scr*w me today. Delta, my carrier of choice, is going to use AI for ticket pricing. Wonder if it will be smart enough to figure out that I go to Germany for ISC every year? Or to SC, or other events, and use that to jack up my personal price? Nah, they wouldn't do that, right? theverge.com/news/709556/de…

I just dropped my 3,000 rand ($160 US) into the BackaBuddy fund to get Team Wits from South Africa to China for the ASC25 cluster competition. Challenging anyone in the HPC community to meet or beat my number. backabuddy.co.za/campaign/wits-…

@filippospiga Oops....mine is a Threadripper by AMD ..sorry

@filippospiga I'm using one with dual GPUs and liquid cooling. Runs like a scorched weasel.

20 match East vs West showdown. I'm taking the East and giving two. Comfortably ahead 11 matches in

Intersect360 agenda today? At the freaking sumo matches in Tokyo!

@Cherry_0nTop I paid mine back. Why shouldn't you?

If y’all want to shut down the Department of Education, go ahead and cancel student loans while you’re at it #republicanDebate

The end of the 2022 South Africa student cluster competition in Pretoria. Another great event! #HPC #chpc @HPC_Guru

...I held on the line and was soon talking to a tech who got my MAC address and two minutes later I was FLYING on uploads - time went from 6 hours to less than 30 minutes. Now THAT's service! #2022HPCRoadTrip #SC22 #HPE #HPC #giga_io #Delltechnologies #cornelisnetworks

Hero Hotel of the Trip (so far)...Staybridge Suites in Burley, ID. I was trying to upload the PNNL video from my room - was going to take 6 hours. I called the front desk, they told me "we have a guy".....