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@FinanceLancelot The day I buy calls it will dump 20%

"I'm quite factually telling you, they are manipulating the market and you should take advantage of it."

@Breaking911 NYC deserves this

Students at a public school in New York City were taken outside to participate in activities intended to highlight and experience aspects of Islamic culture.

@themushroompunk @pubity Or traffic

@pubity They're gonna record you saying the nword during rap music.

Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027. AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.

@LeifInvests @KobeissiLetter Oh yeah like the internet didn’t live up to its hype

@KobeissiLetter If AI turns out to be a bubble, we could very well see 2000 dot com level drops. Good thing it’s not though 🚀

Shocking stat of the day: AI-related stocks now reflect a record 45% of the S&P 500's market cap. This percentage has surged +20 points since November 2022, when ChatGPT was launched. Furthermore, a record 15.4% of investment-grade debt is now tied to AI, making it the largest sector in the US credit market. This percentage has risen +3.5 points since 2020. This comes as AI-linked debt has nearly DOUBLED over this period to an all-time high of $1.4 trillion. Never before has a single theme dominated both US equity and credit markets to this magnitude.

@DeItaone Thought they weren’t talking

IRAN-U.S. TALKS IN PAKISTAN MAY SEE BREAKTHROUGH IN PREPARATIONS “TONIGHT OR TOMORROW,” IRANIAN DIPLOMATIC SOURCE SAYS, PER RIA

@persianjewess @zerohedge Hahahaha fuck em

Over 70% of the East Village voted for Mamdani. Now they’re suing Mamdani because he’s planning to relocate Bellevue homeless shelter to the East Village.

@MarioNawfal You’re a fucking hack

@RobertMSterling What could that dumb bitch be possibly saying

My wife when I ask her to keep the Costco trip under two hours and $1500

@k1rallik @jam_croissant Gotta have a hose

ANTHROPIC'S MOST POWERFUL AI IS NOW IN UNAUTHORIZED HANDS - Escaped its sandbox during testing - Found zero-days in every major OS and browser - Wrote exploits autonomously for under $50 - Restricted to 40 orgs max - NSA used it despite Pentagon ban - Now: unauthorized users have access Anthropic tried to contain it. They failed.

@RestoreAussies The word cleanse when talking about India is absurd

Friendly reminder. India’s population is now 1.47 billion, they have surpassed China and they are now making up 1 in 6 people on earth. The figures are utterly absurd. India could send the whole population of Australia (approximately 28 million people) to every single nation in the OECD (38 member countries), and they would still have approximately 406,000,000 people living in India, which is still a larger population than the United States of America. They could ethnically swamp and cleanse Australia many times over and not even blink. They also have a surplus of 45.7 million men, when compared to their female population, so Modi is keen to shunt these out of India to help social cohesion. All migration from India must stop immediately and a vast remigration programme must begin ✈️ 🇮🇳

@KobeissiLetter That math ain’t mathing. They would be up way more than $120m total

The plot thickens: On Friday, at 8:24 AM ET, there was a sudden surge in buying volume in S&P 500 futures as $325 million worth of longs were purchased. This is the same exact timestamp that $760 million worth of oil shorts were taken. Just 21 minutes later, Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi said the "Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open." By 12:45 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had surged to a new record high with this $325 million trade profiting +$50 million in 4 hours. That's +$50 million over the same exact timeline as oil traders made +$70 million on shorts. What is happening here?

@unusual_whales Oh and from a Democrat.

@unusual_whales *apparently*. Fuck off with your bullshit “News”

Ossoff: "The president apparently promised pardons for the entire WH staff, which I guess is the kind of thing you do when you run the WH like a casino. Now, maybe the West Wing is too busy placing Kashi and Polymarket bets on the war to care, but American are getting hurt ... in Donald Trump’s America, the rich get tax cuts, the well-connected get stock tips, and everybody else makes sacrifices."

@rebelfilosopher @KobeissiLetter Shut up pussy

@KobeissiLetter ‘Sign this deal or the whole country gets blown up’ is not negotiation. It’s a hostage note with diplomatic stationery.” Extortation anyone?

BREAKING: Details emerge regarding tomorrow's second round of US-Iran negotiations which President Trump calls the "last chance" for Iran. Details include: 1. VP Vance and Special Envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are traveling to Pakistan to represent the US 2. Trump is seeking a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and dismantle Iran's nuclear program 3. Trump believes there is a "divide" within the Iranian government 4. If no deal is reached this week, Trump says he will be ordering strikes on Iran's power plants and bridges 5. "If they don't sign this deal, the whole country is going to get blown up," Trump says High stakes talks commence with 2 days left in the ceasefire.

@WhiteHouse @PeteHegseth Give me $2 fucking gas

LET HIM COOK.

@TradingThomas3 Ah yes, CTAs buy J-curves.

Goldman says CTA bought +$86 billion this week, which is top 5 all time. they modelled that CTA could purchase an additional $70 billion of the next 5 sessions.

I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in

@RepSwalwell Bahahahahhaa fuck boy

@green_pasturz @dangambardello Shut up

@dangambardello Dan, I love you man, but it's THE GULF OF MEXICO! You are wrong to refer to it as the GULF of America. All of Trump's delusional renaming of our institutions will be reversed as soon as he leaves office. Also, you need to study the oil market more. Oil is a global commodity.

This is the Gulf of America, packed with supertankers racing to load up on US oil. Record exports. Global energy demand is shifting directly to 🇺🇸 Economic boom incoming. Paying attention…

@DeFiMidas Where was the press conference? Fuckin lying ass account

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO ADDRESS THE NATION TODAY AT 6:00 PM MARKETS ARE SPECULATING A POSSIBLE IRAN PEACE DEAL ANNOUNCEMENT EXPECT HUGE VOLATILITY