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Thought Cundy had the Ange mask out again

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

Haven't had a dream in a long time. 🤞🏻❤️ Win lose or draw. I would never ever change being a Jambo.

Immortality beckons… Believe! ❤️

This man represents everyone in the Hearts family right now 🇱🇻

𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 🇱🇻

A guy walks into a new bar and orders a drink. He notices a large 5-gallon glass bottle at the end of the bar and it’s stuffed with $10 bills. He asks the bartender what the story is behind the jar full of money. The bartender fills him in. “Oh that’s for a running bet we have here. If you put $10 in the jar and can complete three tasks, you get all the money.” The fella is intrigued and asks, “So what are the three tasks?” “Sorry pal,” says the bartender, “you have to put the money in before I can tell you what the tasks are.” The guy thinks for a second, shrugs his shoulders and says to himself, it’s only $10, why not give it a try. So he puts in his $10 and asks the bartender what the three tasks are. Well the first one is you have to drink a quart of vodka straight down with no tears and you can’t throw up. The second task has to do with Clyde. He’s the alligator in the back. He has a bad tooth and you have to pull it. The guy begins to cringe in an anticipation of what the third task could possibly be Your third task concerns old Sadie. She’s a lady of the evening and lives upstairs and is over 90 years old. She hasn’t “been” with anyone for over 50 years so you have to make love to her. After careful consideration the guy steels his strength and says, “Ok, give me the vodka.” He grabs the bottle and drinks it down in one continuous gulp after another. As he finishes the bottle he begins to quiver and his eyes get misty, but not a tear falls. After the successful completion of the first task they point him to the back door to take care of Clyde the alligator. When he goes out back they hear an awful commotion, yelling, screaming, bodies thumping the ground, it’s terrible. After a few minutes they’re surprised to see the guy come back through the door. He’s bloody from head to foot with cuts and scratches all over his body and he’s completely exhausted. After a few deep breaths he says, “Ok, now show me where the old prostitute is with the bad tooth.”

Qué hermoso gesto de Erik Lira. Fue uno de los últimos en salir, pero el único en darse cuenta del aficionado. Se acercó y no solo le saludó, le abrazó, se tomó una foto y finalmente le entregó su camiseta. GRAN JUGADOR, MEJOR PERSONA.

✍️ We are pleased to announce the signing of Albanian winger Sabah Kerjota. Sabah joins from Italian Serie C side US Sambenedettese on a 3-year-deal for an undisclosed fee. With 71 goal involvements in the past three seasons, he's ready to light up Gorgie. Welcome, Sabah! 🤝

Your Man of the Match… Sabah Kerjota 👏 🇦🇱

Yeah it’s all fun and games until a cartoon rabbit replaces this with a stick of TNT when you aren’t looking

🔥 "LIMBS IN THE AWAY END!" Blair Spittal gives Hearts a late lead at Hibs 🤯

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

Arteta and Ben White leaving the Etihad after losing 4-0 on Sunday.

Short back & Seychelles flag please mate

Diego Ribas em sua despedida, de forma inesperada, saca uma camisa com o número 10 escrito “Gabi” anunciando a todos quem seria o novo camisa 10 do time…