@robie474 Una wazimu wewe. Utapigwa stima hadi ukae chini kwanza.
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danson muthomi
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Imma be honest that looks like a chair
Dev 👹@GymLeaderDev
21 savage says he’s sitting on two albums of unreleased music 👀
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I liked one post from a duck and now my entire timeline is like a bar fight on Noah's Ark
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Me greeting kids everywhere I go "sasa,unaitwa nani?"
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Yeah keep chatting shit until you cross me again..
Snake@sssnakeInCrisis
how long did it take you to type that out?
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I worked at a company with a strict “always pick the cheapest flight” rule, I once got warned for spending extra to get home earlier.
Later, I had a work trip with my boss and I had to book the flights cause he’ll never book his own travel.
enters my malicious compliance: I chose a cheaper flight with a 4hrs layover on a Friday evening, he was pissed cause he had an hour drive from our airport and had to cancel plans so I explained the policy.
Monday morning, we had a chat with HR about using "best judgment" when it comes to booking.
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men don’t push for cohabitation the way you guys think.
women loveee it, they plan it and they are vocal about it. you’d literally see a woman get pissed the moment a man denies them access to spend the night or days at their place
🧚♀️Evelyn🧚♀️@Eva_Sommie
Till you ladies wake up and realize cohabitation only benefits men. That is why they are pushing this agenda. If you like fall for it.
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Yes actually. It was.
They weren’t selling enough..so, they ‘invented’ a problem that never existed. Around 1910-1915, the sleeveless gown became trend and Gillette saw this as an untapped market.
Enter Milady Decolette- The first razor marketed specifically to women.
This was the ‘Invention of Shame’. They Engineered Social Embarrassment: Marketing campaigns described underarm hair as an "embarrassing personal problem" and a barrier to being a "modern, refined woman."
Wanja Kavengi@WKavengi
Where did the idea that “armpit hair on a woman is unhygienic” come from? Was it a lie peddled by razor & cosmetic companies in order to sell their products? To psychologically trick women into feeling unbeautiful in their natural state so as to make a profit?
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You inherit a criminal enterprise from dad & make it one of the biggest richest on earth. Evade world's best police agencies for years.
But your dad loves reviewing hotels & restaurants on Google wherever he goes. And that leads to your arrest.
Can't make this up. 🤣🤣🤣
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@danso_theone I'm employed, niko kazi saa hii. I pay no rent, no fees, no bills ju naishi kwa mzazi.
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You can go 4 to 6 rounds you know. You nut, wipe it off from the base of the shaft. Don't touch the head. Start kissing and caressing for at least a minute or two to sustain the erection while the sensitivity of the head cools down. It stays hard, put it back in. Rinse and repeat
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