darcy 💜🐈‍⬛

freaktar

@goldonmyheart love to see my abusive relationship w the english lexicon being appreciated

it finally happened, i had to slam the brakes after a cop went thru a red w the lights on last second and the muscle memory kicked in and i just groped tf out of my bestie like she was a stack of pizzas

@nizamanisaad1 i did the other day on a left turn but atp it was too late and I actually did have a stack of pizzas so I really couldnt afford to stomp the brake

@Iridesca_ @lesbian_yearner they do it just to keep u on ur toes istg

@darcyserval @lesbian_yearner Similar thing happened to me and my friends, pig took a left turn when we had right of way and almost hit our car

@barnfell 💌🐈‍⬛

@Eric_Senpai1 I deliver pizzas so i just got used to reaching over when I brake hard

@darcyserval Were they wearing their seatbelt?

@astro__pallas type 3 fun

@natamari_ great minds are at work on the tl

really appreciating how there are so many kinds of movies now. pizza. castration. scary 6

@amazonmilkfrog just doing whatever. little of this little of that who even cares even

just saw a train go by that had south shore branding on two of the cars and metra branding on the third lmao

@darcyserval I don't know what that is but yeah go for it. Give me some too fuck it

do i tap in w pt141

yk what i’m rly a genius for getting 2 delivery jobs that both use my personal vehicle 😭 the subaru has about 2 years left on it at this rate

thinking abt situations and scenarios