Eric

@MannLocal @NotoriousPeach Recession indicator

@NotoriousPeach The slacker archetype has almost entirely disappeared at this point in the 21st century. Tragic.

been doing anthropology on the 90s lately and as far as i can tell the hottest thing you could be back then was a slacker brunette in an oversized green army jacket. many examples of this archetype in their culture (daria, that one episode of the simpsons, etc)

@YeePlusHaw0 @dand0ri Before plumbing, bathwater was just in a container that you emptied. A babysized bath was probably emptied by tossing it out a window. Perhaps it was done literally at one point, like when parents leave their babies in the car in the spring time with thhe windows up.

@dand0ri wth does this mean

the first guy to throw out the baby with the bathwater must have been like fuckkkkkk

@darcyserval In my car, you may find a gallon of milk secured with a seatbelt. I bet a lot of people would find it endearing if someone they cared about instinctively braced them during hard braking. Learning that instinct from delivering pizza is very funny and beautifully human to me.

@Eric_Senpai1 I deliver pizzas so i just got used to reaching over when I brake hard

it finally happened, i had to slam the brakes after a cop went thru a red w the lights on last second and the muscle memory kicked in and i just groped tf out of my bestie like she was a stack of pizzas

@CaptainDznuts Free roaming dogs should be euthanized on sight. Pepper spray was the humane option.

Maybe this guy should find a different bike route. Pepper spraying country dogs isn't cool

@BobSemp09343854 @kelley_geo24177 @Kowalko1 @Loquated No wait, i finally understand what the troglodyte was saying. Spin a coin on a table, like when you flick the edge so it spins until it wobbles and oscillate, approaching horizontal. He seriously thinks the coin wobbling is the axis of rotation changing directions randomly.

@kelley_geo24177 @Kowalko1 @Loquated Im genuinely trying to understand your point here. What do you mean "all over the table"?

Center of mass doesn’t have to be inside the boundaries of the object.

@malbenV1 @kelley_geo24177 @Astro_Eggcelent @Kowalko1 @Loquated Honestly, masterful tier trolling that I fell for, I'm taking notes for reference. Like, he has to have aced physics courses to say everything so perfectly incorrect? "It takes an expert to make this look amateur."

@kelley_geo24177 @Astro_Eggcelent @Kowalko1 @Loquated i am in tears at this point

@Ikaros2205 @messedupfoods Ou don't rim the donut, eating it fron the center, outwards?

@messedupfoods A, obviously. Nobody ever picked up a donut and look at it from the side. It's simply due to inconvenience that you have to bite it from the side

@kelley_geo24177 @EllieMgs2 Dude, you can do this RIGHT NOW. A donut is like $1. Balance the donut.

@EllieMgs2 Do you have a point with this question?

@tanpukunokami I don't pay taxes on the moon, which I own in its entirety.

信じられないかもしれないけど 日本では 自分の金で買った家に 死ぬまで税金を払い続けます 買う時も、住んでる時も、売る時も 全部取られます しかも死んだあと 子供にまで相続税がかかります 自分の家なのに。

@HTGJava @MeatMench Completing homework and projects was so hard. Now I'm an adult and there's literally no homework? I make long-term plans and meet self appointed deadlines without issue, all that distress during school was for nothing.

@MeatMench Thats crazy for me they just said "hes really intelligent but he doesn't apply himself" year after year after year after year. Never once thought that maybe I CANT fucking "apply myself" in the way they want me to

Being in special Ed was wild man. I remember during an especially stressful year, the principal let me bring my damn Xbox 360 to school and during lunch I got to play it alone in the office. granted it was school appropriate games but I thought it was awesome at the time. Then when I read my documents from that time, their writings describe me like I was some sort of ticking time bomb they were delaying the explosion of. They legit thought without their intervention I would be a serial killer or something.

@learning_yohei It's to show there is no gun in our hands. Source: I made it up.

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋 アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸 どうしてアメリカ人は人と会う時、よく握手をするのですか？🤝 日本では握手をするかわりに、よくお辞儀をします😄

@RSGTX91 @Paul812001 @markyzaguirre Hmm, this also explains the sharp decline in wolf population.

@Eric_Senpai1 @Paul812001 @markyzaguirre Miamis development was a recent thing. Post WW2. By then buildings could withstand hurricanes. Galveston in 1900 couldn’t

Manhattan is Manhattan because hurricanes don’t do periodic direct hits on NYC

@chocolatechnica @Abbyoola Sometimes the chutes are locked shut because tenants weren't trusted to properly break down the trash before depositing it in the chute.

@Abbyoola Wow, looks weird. What's wrong with the garbages on the floor?

そういやタワマンってゴミ出しどうするんだ。住人が45ℓ袋とか持ってエレベーターに乗ってる姿が想像できないぞ。どうせならダストシュートに放りこんだその先に我々クズ鉄町のものどもが群がるとかがいいな。ってそこまで考えてから検索して調べた。

@Tanukichi_mingo Please rest, bad salaryman or delinquent student!

日本は今、深夜の3時20分なんだけど、こんな時間に起きてるのは悪い生徒か、不良会社員たちだ。

@manuru_nyanko @nikutaberuru "Ya mother's tough." Heck yeah she is!

@nikutaberuru 山田タフ

急募 日本で一番男らしい名前。

@Keilaido Because Woke.

People don't do character bits on YouTube anymore. You don't see game reviewers with an evil doppelganger telling them to play sonic 06 anymore. Why is that?

@xdNiBoR Am I being colonised?!

Nu dat X posts automatisch vertaald, kan ik gewoon in het Nederlands posten. Ik vraag me af of nederlandse posts evenveel reach hebben. Zien jullie dit in het Engels?

@5after12 @sumerassociate @IMAO_ The explanation is it makes em look slutty af, hell yeah get it bro.

@sumerassociate @IMAO_ Explanation definitely needed

I never understood the point of a wife beater undershirt. I need an extra layer between my underarms and my shirt — I don’t need by belly slightly warmer.

@Paul812001 @markyzaguirre How do they do it? Why are the not Atlantis?

@markyzaguirre Miami gets hit by hurricanes and it has a huge skyline